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Sunday, September 06, 2009

Men Pursuing Purity

One way to take your mind off patting the robertson is to penetrate something with long rigid staffs of wood.


  1. It's time to go to war? Why, because the latest crop of nascent teenage males want to jack off? I guess everybody knows if you kill something you won't masturbate! If I find out that Kristol or Perle or Cheney or Rumsfeld or the Board of Directors of Halliburton et al--if any of them did a solo rocket launch in the past thirty years I am going to be so mad!

    Max Blumenthal is right: if you're into lashing out while sucking up, if you're into the S&M building blocks of the James Dobson crowd then the GOP is the place for you.


  2. Looka all the places I put my wood in this bear!

    Wait 'til you see how much wood I can put in a twink!

  3. Mon general: So Deliverance was way ahead of its time. I can still see Burt's heaving chest as he drove that quivering shaft right into that inbred pervert's naked back, and ... oh, wait, I have to ... uh, get the phone ...

  4. General, Sir:

    Great video (as are the other two, also, as well) but I gotta couplea questions.

    Was that "Bear" 'sposed to be a commiesturbator? I mean, couldn't they get some pitchers of Satan or, leastwise, Obamandingo?

    I think going to war is a swell idea for them fellers. Especially if they go someplace like Iraghanistan where poachin' the locals means you don't gotta wait long for some kinda divine retribution.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.