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Friday, September 18, 2009
The Opinuary Column
Posted by
mjs
No Opinions have died this week, but a disturbingly large number of them are really, really sick. We'll post updates as they become available.
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The Opinuary Column appears Friday afternoons at Jesus's General.
Are you looking for sick opinions? Because I have a bootfull of 'em.
Like the one that says "Wearing T-shirts with Obama's picture inside a sniper rifle's crosshair scope pattern is seriously uncool." That's "fully sick" as the young kids say today, which indicates the opposite of what the words literally mean. (As it is with so much of what the kewl kidz say. Witness "Yeah, riiiight." But I digress.)
The above sick opinion is not dead, it's just being born! I predict that assassination-themed Obamaware will be the rage on patriotikkk gift lists this KKKristmas. At least for righteous whingers who still have a job.
(Any of you bludgers who got laid off or had your job shipped to China or India, here's some advice -- "Get a job, you lazy bum!" That oughta solve the unemployment problem.)
Anyway mjs, you want sick opinions, just say so. I got a million. Some are so sick, I might have to post them under an assumed name. Those are the ones that will cost you $1 per view. That's MY plan to become a millionaire!
Many opinions die hard, mjs. Don't worry. I'm sure at least one will pass away next week.
ReplyDeleteAre you looking for sick opinions? Because I have a bootfull of 'em.
ReplyDeleteLike the one that says "Wearing T-shirts with Obama's picture inside a sniper rifle's crosshair scope pattern is seriously uncool." That's "fully sick" as the young kids say today, which indicates the opposite of what the words literally mean. (As it is with so much of what the kewl kidz say. Witness "Yeah, riiiight." But I digress.)
The above sick opinion is not dead, it's just being born! I predict that assassination-themed Obamaware will be the rage on patriotikkk gift lists this KKKristmas. At least for righteous whingers who still have a job.
(Any of you bludgers who got laid off or had your job shipped to China or India, here's some advice -- "Get a job, you lazy bum!" That oughta solve the unemployment problem.)
Anyway mjs, you want sick opinions, just say so. I got a million. Some are so sick, I might have to post them under an assumed name. Those are the ones that will cost you $1 per view. That's MY plan to become a millionaire!