US House of Representatives
Dear Rep King,
A lot of people are laughing at you for stating something that should be obvious: the road to socialism will be paved by a married gay couple wielding aesthetically pleasing shovels. I don't know why people would consider such a claim to be so ludicrous it deserves ridicule. After all, Marx did call for the proletariat to seize the means of production, and that's pretty much the same thing these love desegregationists are trying to do: seize the means of reproduction.
It's the next step I find particularly frightening. Sooner or later, they're going to figure out that the means of reproduction don't really reside within the sacred bonds of marriage; they're attached to our crotchal areas.
So if the gays are truly bent on seizing our means of reproduction, they're going to have to seize our manparts. That's even worse than todger honking. I'm not going to stand still for it.
That's what you should be talking about. People don't know what you mean when you say gay marriage will lead to socialism, so they laugh at you. But if you say, "The gays are plotting to seize our manparts." people our going to start paying attention. Then we can begin to address other grave socialist threats like the songs children sing at school.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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