During his first nine months in office, President Obama has quietly rewarded scores of top Democratic donors with VIP access to the White House, private briefings with administration advisers and invitations to important speeches and town-hall meetings.
Invitations to important speeches and town-hall meetings? What a piker. My president, George Walker Bush, gave big donors a more memorable experience. He put them on nuclear submarines and sent them out to sink Japanese fishing boats. By God, if you were like Helen Culver and contributed a load of money to W, you got to play Red October for a day. That's a hell of a lot better use of time than spending 45 minutes listening to Obama talk about health care or some such shit.Fall Fundraiser: Please give if you can.
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General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteSometimes I regret not having the teevee in my hovel. If I had one I woulda knowed all about the landlubbers being on that sub. I'm sure it was in the news for weeks and weeks.
Oh, Sir, in case I forgot to say so earlier, fuck Messiah Moon.
Wow, in the haze of 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, Abu Graibh, Gitmo, waterboarding, warrantless wiretapping, Jeff Gannon, Valerie Plame, Scooter the Felon, Dubya's impressive readin' contest with Karl Rove, and Mission Accomplished, I'd forgotten all about the Greeneville. Thanks for the trip down mem'ry lane!
ReplyDeleteHell, I gave $2500 bucks to Vladimir Putin and gave me the actual submarine.
ReplyDeleteWait, I just checked my bank statement. I gave him 2500 euros so it wasn't as good a deal as I had thought.
In the navy
ReplyDeleteYes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
Richard,
ReplyDeleteI always thought the line was, “you can enjoy your fellow man.” Thanks for clearing that up.
Hi General,
ReplyDeleteDo you know what's going on here: http://hotmormonmuffins.com/
I saw it and thought of you. It seems to be a bunch of hot Mormon moms who have made a calendar. Thought you might have something to say about it...
I'm gonna go with Schoolmarm Miriam! She kin tooter me any time.
ReplyDeleteIf Mormooniac wimmenfolk look like the ones in that calendar, I can see why their men want to marry about a half a dozen of 'em!
ReplyDeleteOTOH, Moor-men apparently look sorta Spartan in their calendar, too. How do you swing that terrible swift sword, soldier?