Message-ID: <04195282c48c4c9884301d1f5538204a@trustjesus>Here's my reply.
To: "Gen. JC Christian, patriot"
Subject: Re: the auction
Unfortunately, the cookbook contains dull, bland, politically unimaginative ways to prepare FOOD.
However, several years ago there was a video we made of several of us with paper sacks over our heads discussing exactly the kind of information you seek, in anticipation of the day when abortion will once again be illegal and Bort Hunts will be legal. We will be sure to run that video by the eBay Politically Correct Department.
Coerced Childbirth Enforcer
Dear Mr. Leach,
Hmmm, "bort hunts?" Are you sure that's the most efficient way to go after OB/GYNs? Think about it. You can only shoot so many doctors. But if you teach Fetus-Americans to defend themselves, there's no limit to the number of OB/GYNs they could take out.
Training them won't be easy. I know that from experience. I spent years developing tiny handguns for Fetus-Americans. Unfortunately, they have such bad hand/eye coordination and shoot/no shoot judgment, there is no way I could turn them loose in the womb with a loaded gun.
But perhaps a weapon isn't the answer. Ninja training might be enough. I'm working on a video system that can show martial arts movies inside the uterus. Put the little Fetus-Americans in a ninja outfit and show them "Enter the Dragon" a couple of times and they'll be ready for battle.
Can you imagine the fear that would be generated in the medical community if a ninja-cloaked fetus leapt out of a uterus, drove his stumpy little proto-hand into the doctor's ribcage, pulled out the his heart, and showed it to him before he keeled over? It'd be just like the movies.
Or maybe we should just give them pointed sticks. What do you think?
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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