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Monday, October 26, 2009

Even Jesus' Assassins Need to Eat



Dave Leach
Coerced Childbirth Enforcer

Dear Mr. Leach,

I'd like to bid on one of the items you're auctioning to raise funds for the pro-life warrior who executed Dr. Tiller. Specifically, I'm interested in the cookbook written by clinic bomber and Tiller wounder Shelley Shannon. Can you provide more information about the book?

Is there a chapter on the kinds of meals one should prepare before embarking on an OB/GYN hunt? Does one eat lightly before killing in the name of life? Is there a recipe for a doctor's heart casserole one might serve at a post-execution pro-life pot-luck celebration? How about headless gingerbreaddoctors? They'd be a hit at Christmas parties.

Please get back to me soon. I'd hate to miss out on the bidding.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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