Dave Leach
Coerced Childbirth Enforcer
Dear Mr. Leach,
I'd like to bid on one of the items you're auctioning to raise funds for the pro-life warrior who executed Dr. Tiller. Specifically, I'm interested in the cookbook written by clinic bomber and Tiller wounder Shelley Shannon. Can you provide more information about the book?Is there a chapter on the kinds of meals one should prepare before embarking on an OB/GYN hunt? Does one eat lightly before killing in the name of life? Is there a recipe for a doctor's heart casserole one might serve at a post-execution pro-life pot-luck celebration? How about headless gingerbreaddoctors? They'd be a hit at Christmas parties.
Please get back to me soon. I'd hate to miss out on the bidding.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI hate to step out of my usual role of sickofant-in-chief but, now you're gone to farr.
I can put up with a lot of tastelessness (you've seen my leisure suit wardrobe) but even I got SOME sorta gag reflex and this post has pushed my "ejectulation" button.
A fucking, green "gingerbread man"? Ah, c'mon, Sir, say it ain't so. Gingerbread men are s'posed to be sortabrown with little raisins for eyes. Now, if that was a "Peep" then that would be okay. Because "Peeps" come in every color of the rainbow, EXCEPT black.
Sorry, Sir, I'm putting my kneepads back on, but I just had to say my piece.
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteOT:
I thought you might want to round up some troops and go to the aid of this poor, beleagured "tough talking ex-marine":
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_trouble_in_taos
If you don't fight the sortabrowns in New Mexico, pretty soon the whole durned country will be New Mexico!
Glob of insentient cells!?
ReplyDeleteHaven't you heard right-to-lifers gushing about the feelings and the whole (pre)history of that 'glob'?
I recall pamphlets with whole biographies penned by impassioned supporters who goadingly asked as they handed them out 'Don't you think abortion is murder?'
I since feel inclined to ask the (my) family jewels how they're doing...
Too much! I just can't imagine Jesus in a suit.
ReplyDeleteI like it here
ReplyDeleteI found this post on Google and was disappointed to find no recipes for actual fetus.
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