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Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Romans 13 and Political Discourse
Posted by
Anonymous
Dan makes an important observation about Romans 13: it's only in effect when we have Republican presidents.
I looked at that poster and then I looked again...JESUS is INKED! Holy Shit!!
That other guy (he looks a bit like Satan, actually) has got some serious substance abuse issues. I used to live with some guys that partied like that. They used to live.
"Every time you do drugs, Jesus does some too."
ReplyDeleteThat explains why I haven't been rushing so good, sonofGoddamit! Jesus, You are SUCH a Bogart...
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI looked at that poster and then I looked again...JESUS is INKED! Holy Shit!!
That other guy (he looks a bit like Satan, actually) has got some serious substance abuse issues. I used to live with some guys that partied like that. They used to live.
"Every time you do drugs, Jesus does some too."
ReplyDeleteThat explains why jesus hasn't been around for a couple of thousand years. He's on the longest bender EVER. Beats havin' to cop for dope, I guess.
I better do an audit. Jesus owes me a lot of cash!!
Jesus is Kenny Loggins? Holy shit.
ReplyDeleteSo THAT'S where all my scag has been going - Fuckin' Jesus! That guy owes me money.
ReplyDeleteMind you, if Jesus stole your arm like he did to the guy in the picture, you'd probably want to do some hard drugs too.