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Thursday, December 31, 2009

I've been recruited to do psy-ops in the Glorious and Eternal War To Resubjugate The Brown

I'm the perfect choice, beacuse you can't spell "neo-con" without an H, O, L, Y, W, A, and an R.
Happy (early) New Year!

I was wondering if you would be interested in posting a piece about the recent terrorist threats to our country? With al Qaeda's airline attack, President Obama weighing in, and the recently released terrorist training video showing women on American soil - in Hancock, NY - marching in military fatigues, learning how to slit throats and appearing to prepare for battle (video link below), there is definitely a lot to discuss.

Please let me know if you are interested!

Best,

Jen
For Immediate Release - December 30, 2009

Contact: Kristen Schremp, 703.928.5527, Kristen@kaspublicity.com

***BREAKING NEWS: AL QAEDA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY***

AMERICANS QUESTION HOW TERRORIST ATTACK ON PLANE COULD HAPPEN AGAIN

It's absolutely critical that we learn from this incident and take the necessary measures to prevent future acts of terrorism

-President Barack Obama

Lynchburg, VA- As frightening details concerning the terrorist attack on Northwest Airlines Flight 253 and al Qaeda's assertion of responsibility, Americans are realizing that terrorists are not going away. Instead, they are preparing and now executing terrorist attacks in places such as New York, Chicago and Detroit. The terrorist who carried out the recent attack, Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, was reported to the U.S. Embassy by his family who relayed that their worst nightmare may have become reality-their son may be participating in "some kind of jihad". A recently revealed terrorist training video warns that similar scenarios may soon be on the horizon.

The chilling video and latest terrorist plots are sparking a public outcry for government officials to protect America-before it is too late. Many Americans believe that terrorist training camps are located thousands of miles away in other countries-but they are terribly wrong. In Hancock, NY, women at the Muslims of America headquarters (the Jamaat ul-Fuqra front in the U.S.) are carrying assault weapons and being trained to kill. A video uncovered by PRB Films exposes this terrifying evidence of possible future attacks.

The video, condensed on YouTube-www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebg6AFylios, reveals female Muslims of America members marching in military cadence, scaling fabricated walls, engaging in hand-to-hand combat, firing upon mock enemy locations and other forms of training involving firearms and swords. The video was given to PRB Films by a confidential law enforcement source.

In 2005, an internal Department of Homeland Security report warned that the Pakistan-based group Jamaat ul-Fuqra (aka al-Fuqra), was linked to Muslims of America and had full capacity to attack the U.S. Furthermore, as described in the State Department's 1998 Patterns of Global Terrorism report, Jamaat ul-Fuqra seeks to purify Islam through violence. Members have purchased isolated rural compounds in North America to live communally, practice their faith and insulate themselves from Western culture. Fuqra members have attacked a variety of targets that they view as enemies of Islam.

According to a law enforcement report by the Regional Organized Crime Information Center, Today, Muslims of America has more than 35 suspected communes and more than 3,000 members spread across the United States, all in support of one goal: the purification of Islam through violence.

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These home-grown terrorists may prove to be as dangerous as groups like al Qaeda, if not more so

-FBI Director Robert Mueller

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For more information, or to schedule an interview with Martin Mawyer, President of PRB Films, or Ryan Mauro - National Security Researcher,

please contact Kristen Schremp at Kristen@kaspublicity.com or 703.928.5527

Jen Allen
Associate Publicist
KAS Publicity
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email: jen@kaspublicity.com
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You heard the lady. Get on those phones. Call these folks. I want reports.

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8 comments:

  1. 3,000?

    We're doomed, Christians. We only outnumber a couple million-to-one, but as all good Christian knows, all they have to do is set their pants on fire and 90% of our brave militia forces are going to wet themselves. 9% will beat off, leaving only 1% to deal with these crazy rag heads and their desire to supplant out plans for a theocracy with their own plans for a theocracy.

    Course, I wouldn't mind seeing my wife in a hajib, but that's neither here nor there!

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  2. How come that there Alfred Kada never flys a threat level flag? Gosh darn cheater!

    Same goes for Backpakistan and all them other stans. We should tell 'em "No threat level flag, no drones" or something like that. As for safety at home in the UUSSAA* I would submit to more rigorous examinations of my oral cavities--I wouldn't even have to be traveling. Them NSA lads could just drop by for beer and pretzels, and I would relax my sphincter muscles stat.

    ++++

    *UUSSAA--I doubled the letters cuz I'm twice as patriotic as most folks. Brap.

    ++++

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  3. General Sir!

    The underoo terrorist proves that the muslim in the White house is not keeping us safe. Why, our dear former leader, pResident Bush kept us completely safe from the shoe bomber, and from Anthrax, not to mention the horrifying gang in Florida that aspired to blow up the Sears Tower.

    Why is this not being treated as the proof beyond argument that Obama hates America?

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  4. SEE!! This vindicates Bush's attempts to destroy the constitution. Islamofeminicommunofascists are using the Right to bear arms in a well organised militia against us!
    They are preparing to kill us all in devastating attacks all via our own constitution! The humiliation! Burn it! Destroy it before it kills us all!

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  5. The commentary here has hit the proverbial nail upon its very ugly little liberal pinhead! Indeed, had Obama not been president, this Mr. AbdulMcHandjobber would not have been able to afford the underpants with which to conceal a bomb.

    I have no doubt President McCain (or, better, President Palin), backed by a husky GOP majority in Congress, would have invaded Nigeria by now and removed all of the worldly possessions from these dusky people, leaving them with nothing but low-paying jobs with which to earn the money to buy trans-Atlantic plane tickets and decent underwear and wage war against our sacred land, as God intended. This Fruit of the Muslim Loom Black al-Qaeda radical with a load in his pants wouldn't have had a chance if the Republicans had been in his driver's seat, no way! He would have been too busy plucking chickens or carrying 5-lbs. cans of lard for a multi-national US corporation to ever dream of pulling off a stunt like this!

    Ulp, I see by the clock that New Year's Eve festivities beckon -- long live Christianized America and the Republican Party for which it stands!

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  6. Happy New Year to all my good friends over by here, as we say in Chicago. General, you really kept us on or game this year. May all of you have a great holiday. And if your 2009 was anything like mine, may 2010 be way fucking better.

    Cheers!

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  7. I for one am happy to see an African amAfrican person being a terrrrrrist. Because teh terrrrrr has been committed by brownish-yellow people with greasy black hair, and various shades of God's own sorta-white folks. The latter are the ones who blow up stuff in the USA! USA! USA! and bring their guns to public places to blasterize everyone in sight to teach us a lesson, after all.

    But teh black has been innocent in all of this! So when I stand in line at airport security looking around to suss out who might be the exploding human bomb, and calculating how I could best kill him with my bare hands, I've had to exclude black folks from my calcul-hatein'. And that just doesn't feel right. If we can't hate teh black, what has this world come to?

    So for that reason, I salute Abdulfarouk Ungawapants, or whatever his name was. He made black people seem scary again...

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  8. yer goin after UPS?

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.