Virginia House of Delegates
Dear Del. Marshall,
As a biblical literalist, I applaud you for your courageous declaration that God punishes wicked women by giving their babies birth defects. It's about time someone told the truth about the handicapped--far from being "special," they are punishments, very visible punisments--little scarlet babies announcing to the world that their mothers are adultresses and murderers, .But are you ready to confront such women and denounce them for their sins? Is that not the purpose of a scarlet letter? How will these women understand the gravity of their crimes if they are not made to despise themselves for prompting the Lord to curse them with a special-needs child?
What about Sarah Palin? Have you spoken with her? What was her sin?
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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ReplyDeleteSo what was Bob Marshall's mother's sin?
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteYou know that I am not a KKKonspiracy theowrist, but I got a thought from readin' this here piece about this piece of shit, Bob.
The National Enquirer and Star are funding the campaigns of guys like Bob Marshall, so they won't have to look so hard for weird shit to report. Now that corporations are able to be upfront about who they want elected the troof will come out.
BTW, Bob, nice raincoat.
Why is it I'm not supposed disparage the south again?
ReplyDeleteI marvel that a guy like this gets any (public) traction. I can only think mjs got it right when he wrote:
ReplyDeleteGotta respect a pile of manure that large!
Make no mistake, willfull ignorance is a sin.
ReplyDeleteRev.Paperboy said...
ReplyDeleteSo what was Bob Marshall's mother's sin?
Not smothering him in the crib?
We've been waiting for some good news and honest-to-god, batshitcrazy leadership ever since our dear leader St Jerry left the building, and here it is. Praise jeebus.
ReplyDeletemysterious are the ways of the lord
ReplyDeletethrough genetics he does tutor us
though a bachelor up in heaven
down here he’s into uterus*
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*first posted this stunning example of blasphemy in the blog comments over at Mr. Turley's place.
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In some dispicable women, this causes a infinite loop. Some women who choose abortions, a crime against baby Jesus, because their feetusses are 'special', which of course Marshall's Godly law kicks in. Next time the scarlett women gets pregnant, she will have another 'special' child, which she will get an abortion for. Which of course Marshall's Godly law kicks in. Next time the scarlett women gets pregnant, she will have another 'special' child, which she will get an abortion for. Which of course Marshall's Godly law kicks in. Next time the scarlett women gets pregnant, she will have another 'special' child, which she will get an abortion for ad infinitum.
ReplyDeleteOr I presume each time this evil woman sins with another abortion, the next defect is greater & greater. The defects compound until finally, a true abomination, the devil itself is manifest inside her wicked womb and breaks the cycle, coming into the world to eat us all. THAT would be a just punishment for all our wickedness.
The defects compound until finally, a true abomination, the devil itself is manifest inside her wicked womb and breaks the cycle, coming into the world to eat us all.
ReplyDeleteWell, probably not to eat us all. More likely to serve in the Virginia House of Delegates.
Its fairly obvious that Bob's mother had no children that were not born brain dead.
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