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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Oh ye of less faith than the evil demon Knievel

God is not with this man. I suspect it's because of what he might be doing when he looks at photos of aboriginal peoples in National Geographic. It's what I call the curse of the penis sheath.



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6 comments:

  1. Of course there's sin here. How could there not be with 1200cc's of raw fossil fuel combusting power between someone's legs.

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  2. Irrationality, religion, chaos.
    That's all there is to see here.

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  3. Yeah, they're breeding.....

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  4. I DID THE EXACT SAME THING ONCE!

    OK, so it was a 50 cc minibike. And it was in my mom's basement. (This was before blogging had been invented, although there WERE Cheetos involved.) But anyway, I know the feeling.

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  5. It was a furriner bike. Most likely from Japan. Jesus expressed his disapproval at his flock member for riding one. Jesus rides a HD.
    All models are acceptable except that 883 skirtster one.

    HD's don't have the risk of a mono going wrong in a church... or speed... or handling, braking, quality...

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  6. I'll confess that when I saw the title of this sermon, I thought it might be about that "Demon Pass" thing the TV people keep talking about in relationship to the HealthCareoSocialist bill. It boggles my mind that the DemIslamoFascists would be so blatantly open to call it a "Demon" bill, but that's why they're called Demoncrats, isn't it? And what could be more demonic than trying to get teh eeeeeevil government to give people health care? It's a wonder that America doesn't just spontaneously burst into flame with all the wickedness.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.