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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

My Amazon Review of "The Manchurian President"

Here's my Amazon review of The Manchurian Candidate by WorldNetDaily writers Aaron Klein and, Brenda J. Elliott. I'd love to see this voted the "most helpful positive review." It'll be a heavy lift, because we started late, but please consider casting your vote for it.

5.0 out of 5 stars Tell that to Poland, May 17, 2010
By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Manchurian President: Barack Obama's Ties to Communists, Socialists and Other Anti-American Extremists (Hardcover)
Sometimes, you just have to take things on faith. We all know in our hearts that Obama is part of a secret, decades-long plot to subvert our great nation. Our gut tells us that America's enemies raised him to pretend to be an American Christian so that, someday, he could seize control of the presidency and turn us all into godless reds. Still small voices in our heads convinced us he's the Antichrist.

We don't need facts. They are troublesome things that cause us to think too deeply about long-held beliefs we find comforting. Eventually, after a constant bombardment of facts, our ability to maintain cognitive dissonance breaks down and we do too. From there, it's only a short baggage cart ride to buying naked massages from a rent-boy we hired on the internets tubes.

Thank God the authors of The Manchurian President protected us from such a fate by writing the kind of book we want to read. A fact-less book that doesn't make us think. A book that appeals to our cherished, god-given ignorance and bigotry.

Of course, the more factually-inclined media hates The Manchurian President. Their responses to the book's publicist include lines like: "Ridiculous crap" (New York Daily News,) "Absolute crap" (Huffington Post,) "Never, ever contact me again" (Time Magazine,) "Sensational rubbish" (Newsweek,)"Seriously, get a life" (AOL).

Granted, the book isn't perfect. It leaves out a major piece of the Obama story--the part where Josef Mengele cloned Obama from Hitler's nasal swipes. I'm surprised the authors missed it. Megele's pigmentation camouflage techniques notwithstanding, Obama is the spitting image of Hitler--same eyes, same hair, same mouth, same nose--it's striking.

Some might say it's a minor omission given all the other things the authors expose, but to them, I say, "Tell that to Poland."


  1. you are not going to tell me what I believe...

    we're going to play a NEW GAME...





    you are going to learn even to TALK about GOD the way you do is going to cost you your lives...

    the writing on the wall...

    f*ck you very much!

    THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!

    see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION - THAT OF LIBERATION - not just merely harmless expression...


  2. I went to vote for your review, but I can't find it...

  3. So the World Nut Daily theory is "If you hate Newsweek and these other librul publications, the best way to hurt THEM is to send money to US!"
    Yeaaaaah, that makes as much sense as other conservative philosophy. I'll get right on it.

    Ruh-roh -- am I in trouble with WND for saying "Right on"?

  4. General, it appears as though your review hasn’t yet been posted (as of about 3:20 Central). Could you, perhaps, let us know via Twitter when it’s been posted?

    And, um, what the hell is DM going on about?!

  5. Dave, apparently DM is going on about 14 years old and off his ADD lithium.

  6. And uh, oh yeah...WOLVERINES!!!!1!!!one!!!

  7. DM is a spammer. He's posted similar comments on my blog as well.

  8. The review is posted.

  9. The checkbox has been dispatched, SIR!

  10. General, Sir:

    It's too bad that the author has spelling problems. I'm sure what he meant to use as a title was, "The Monkeychurian Candidate".


    Is that short for Dumbass Motherfucker?


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.