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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The secret to Alabama's Success

This is why Alabama continues to be America's finest village:

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  1. Next thing you know they'll be suggesting Byrne can walk and chew gum at the same time, and very few Alabama politicians could survive such a libelous assertion.

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  2. 'True Republicans' aren't bothered by science and bills to be paid, it seems.

    Perhaps they have a whole manifesto that outlines their concepts of reality. Perhaps they claim gravity is discretionary, and pyramid schemes are sound economic theory.

    We may never know...

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  3. I dunno whether Byrne had a more lustful look in his eye when he was peeking at the donkey's tail-parts or the elephant's. In Aabama, I guess they swing both ways.

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  4. Is there any doubt why these ignoratards want to dump the Department of Education?

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  5. Bill Maher had a whole segment on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdQzpqbZ3Po

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  6. Paraphrasing the Time Bandits, Alabamallamas are attaining nirvana and being free from the bounds of intelligence.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.