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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The secret to Alabama's Success
Posted by
Anonymous
This is why Alabama continues to be America's finest village:
Next thing you know they'll be suggesting Byrne can walk and chew gum at the same time, and very few Alabama politicians could survive such a libelous assertion.
'True Republicans' aren't bothered by science and bills to be paid, it seems.
Perhaps they have a whole manifesto that outlines their concepts of reality. Perhaps they claim gravity is discretionary, and pyramid schemes are sound economic theory.
I dunno whether Byrne had a more lustful look in his eye when he was peeking at the donkey's tail-parts or the elephant's. In Aabama, I guess they swing both ways.
Next thing you know they'll be suggesting Byrne can walk and chew gum at the same time, and very few Alabama politicians could survive such a libelous assertion.
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'True Republicans' aren't bothered by science and bills to be paid, it seems.
ReplyDeletePerhaps they have a whole manifesto that outlines their concepts of reality. Perhaps they claim gravity is discretionary, and pyramid schemes are sound economic theory.
We may never know...
I dunno whether Byrne had a more lustful look in his eye when he was peeking at the donkey's tail-parts or the elephant's. In Aabama, I guess they swing both ways.
ReplyDeleteIs there any doubt why these ignoratards want to dump the Department of Education?
ReplyDeleteBill Maher had a whole segment on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdQzpqbZ3Po
ReplyDeleteParaphrasing the Time Bandits, Alabamallamas are attaining nirvana and being free from the bounds of intelligence.
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