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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The secret to Alabama's Success

This is why Alabama continues to be America's finest village:


  1. Next thing you know they'll be suggesting Byrne can walk and chew gum at the same time, and very few Alabama politicians could survive such a libelous assertion.


  2. 'True Republicans' aren't bothered by science and bills to be paid, it seems.

    Perhaps they have a whole manifesto that outlines their concepts of reality. Perhaps they claim gravity is discretionary, and pyramid schemes are sound economic theory.

    We may never know...

  3. I dunno whether Byrne had a more lustful look in his eye when he was peeking at the donkey's tail-parts or the elephant's. In Aabama, I guess they swing both ways.

  4. Is there any doubt why these ignoratards want to dump the Department of Education?

  5. Anonymous9:31 AM

    Bill Maher had a whole segment on this:

  6. Paraphrasing the Time Bandits, Alabamallamas are attaining nirvana and being free from the bounds of intelligence.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.