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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

World Net Daily's Plan to Bleach America

Joseph Farah
WorldNetDaily

Dear Mr. Farah,

I know how difficult it is to defend conservative movements like the tea parties against charges of racism. No matter how many times we explain that it's not racist to call Obama a "nigger" or treat darker-hued people like criminals, the general, not-needing-medication public just doesn't get it. That's why I'm so excited about this new messaging Vox Day introduced in an article for your online newspaper:
There is, quite simply, no such thing as human equality in any material sense. In fact, the latest genetic research on potential Neanderthal genes found in humans of non-African descent suggest that it is not entirely accurate to even assert that homo sapiens is not divided into various subspecies.
That talking point is absolutely brilliant. More importantly, it's almost Rwandan in its simplicity. If brown people are another species rather than another race, we conservatives aren't racist, we're speciesist, and there's nothing wrong with that unless you're a God damned PETA activist.

It's no wonder World Net Daily is so respected in conservative circles.

I was, however, a bit surprised by Mr. Day's suggestion that we bleach America by deporting all the brown people--not angrily surprised, just surprised you'd publish it. Here, take a look, and I think you'll see what I mean:
If Americans can find the courage to consciously reject the myth of the melting pot and expel the Mexicans from the American Southwest, the Arabs from Detroit and the Somalis from Minneapolis, they can reclaim their traditional white Anglo-Saxon Protestant culture.
You're an Arab. Under Day's plan, you'd be shipped to Lebanon. Are you doing anything to prepare Mr. Day to run World Net Daily after you're gone?

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

12 comments:

  1. http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=151689 ...is the link I think you meant to post.

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  2. When I lived in Orstrallya, I encountered a few Lebbos (NOT lesbos!) who considered themselves white, not Arabified. They were descended from the French and Phoenecians, not the Muhammedans, part of the Christian faction that had gotten its arse kicked in the civil war that started in 1975 and had to flee from the murderous idolators, yadda yadda. Maybe Farah thinks he's onnathose. To me, they all look suspiciously swarthy.

    Perhaps Farah intends to use his Arabaydar to detect all the Lebarabs who need to be deported, and he'll willingly join them as the last one out. Somebody's gotta be the sonderkommando, after all.

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  3. Originally I thought that if the (East) Indians and the Chinese could manage, then the modest 300 million in America should also be manageable.

    I'm not sure that's the case. America's stupid-class is far too emboldened: even the most idiotic fallacies have a home there, complete with platform.

    The question becomes what to do about it. These philosophical neanderthals will assemble the most fantastic arguments, strung together from vaguely understood history, into mantras assembled from such opportunistic talking points.

    They routinely talk about communist oppression as though all of them had experienced it, all the while they hadn't been much past there own personal backwaters.

    I see only two possibilities: the nation as a whole will need to make ALL Americans feel as though they are part of a unified whole that treats everyone fairly, and wants to see the best for EVERYONE (even if that means revisiting some very American assumptions), or secede the grossly disparate regions - cut'em loose.

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  4. It's the spicy food, right? That's why we have to get rid of them. We'll all be old and then the brown people will force-feed us spicy food and we'll be farting and shitting ourselves unto death. That will be all she wrote, sir. All she even cared to write.

    ++++

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  5. Oh. My. God. This is a veritable mother lode of fucked-up conservative racist pseudo-scientific horseshit. I mean, it’s so brilliant it’s off the fucking Glenn-Beck-watching-knuckle-dragging-mouth-breathing-right-wing-paranoid-schizophrenic charts. Throw in a reference to The Trilateral Commission and good old Vox Day could’ve posted this tripe directly to Stormfront.

    But for my money, the best quote in the whole racist word salad is this: “The reality is that from the mid-17th century to the mid-19th century, the New England states had almost no immigration for 200 years.” Yeah, no immigration at all … except for the motherfucking Europeans who settled at Plymouth fucking Rock, you fucking dillweed.

    My head hurts.

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  7. Well I dunnit. If I can link to a loony like I did above, then let me add one more tag as well:

    2L4O: Too Liberal for Obama.

    I'd prefer to see these guys get some traction.

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  8. We'll all be old and then the brown people will force-feed us spicy food and we'll be farting and shitting ourselves unto death.

    What you're describing is how most hospital patients already die (minus the ones who starve/dehydrate to death because their cancer/strokes/dementia prevents them from eating or drinking.) There's lots of uncontrolled shitting and vomiting on hospital food. And anyone who's ever been sick can tell you that it's anyhing BUT spicy.

    So it must be something that the brown people are putting in it. It's always the brown people...

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  9. Bukko Canukko:

    I fucking knew it! Them fucking Candahoovistanians are a clever bunch. 'Steada tipping their hand by setting up "Death Panels" like almost got done here in the U.S., they just have folks die by lethal ingestion.

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  10. shunzhen,

    we hate you. we hate your laptop batteries. you ruin our blog. go away.


    love,
    jcricket

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  11. Why would anyone want to shun zen? Or is that a minimalist koan?

    A Haiku for the WND

    Toady Vox Day sucks.

    you write poo, you eat it too.

    fuck you in the skull.

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  12. Anonymous10:26 PM

    I remember something like this, but I can't quite place it.

    If Germans can find the courage to consciously reject the myth of the melting pot and expel the Czechs from the Sudetenland, the Poles from Danzig and the Jews from Berlin, they can reclaim their traditional white German culture. This is highly improbable because so many descendants of that culture have rejected it in favor of the vibrancy of diversity while those who haven’t are far too frightened of criticism and social rejection to even articulate their thoughts."

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.