It looks like Google Street View has opted for the G rated photo. There is a rumor going around that Horsley's face is long enough to fellate himself, and there are photos documenting this.But...this is a rumor that we should not dignify by giving it time or printed word. Discussing the rumors of Horsley's alleged kink-o-zoid habits in direct opposition to his Xianist persona would be wrong. So let's not go there.Besides..to each his own...(Really. His own.)
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On the bright side, at least the Horsleyspawn wasn't born with Neal's face and a mule's body. Can you imagine feeling frisky and riding THAT?!?
Didja hear the one about when Horsley walked into a bar...
No, we didn't. Go on and tell us!
I can’t tell you how massively disappointed I am in you people. Guy makes a clever Shakespeare reference, and you all just ignore it. Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick.
Isn't that the missing front half of George Bush?
We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.