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Monday, June 21, 2010

Questions About Jesus


  1. Apropos, a fun read is "The first Gospel of the INFANCY of JESUS CHRIST",

    In this gospel, which did not make it into the canon, Jesus can be a real rascal, e.g.:

    22. Another time, when the Lord Jesus was coming home in the evening with Joseph, he met a boy, who ran so hard against him, that he threw him down.

    23. To whom the Lord Jesus said, As thou hast thrown me down, so shalt thou fall, nor ever rise.

    24 And that moment the boy fell down and died.

  2. What is this video from? I about died laughing.

  3. Waitaminnit. Jesus wasn’t a Power Ranger?! I want my money back.

  4. I have suspected for a long, long time that the deepest revelations regarding the ultimate mystery of existence would in fact boil down to a boxing match between a Middle Eastern messiah and a polar bear. But I never suspected five polar bears! That's a twist that just keeps on twisting.


  5. A couple of she bears... maybe. Five polar bears; not unless they are hindered by a thick coating of oil. No fuckin' way.

  6. The boy forgot to ask about Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris came at Jesus in a one-on-one fight, could Chuck kick Jesus's ass?

    My money's on Chuck. Bet not valid if it's the 900-foot-tall Jesus, though.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.