Atheism and the Child Witch Scam
Dear Mr. George,
In the past, I've supported Apostle Helen Ukpabio's sacred war against child witches, but I won't be silent when her followers peddle Darwinistofascist lies like this:
Let me advice [sic] you [Richard Bartholomew of Bartholomew's Notes on Religion], go get a Job[sic], you claim to be a University [sic] don – if this is so I wonder what the University [sic] thought when they gave you employment. You are a Slanderer [sic], a blackmailer, a very foolish Man [sic] and also a Monkey [sic], if you like you can reason like a human being or continue in your wickedness.
That's why I'm publicly challenging you to wrestle me in the ancient manner of the Spartans--that is naked and oiled--until one of us submits to the other. You sir, you filthy monger of the monkey-man lie, shall feel the vicious thrust of my great and terrible rod of throbbing creationist fury.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot