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Friday, July 30, 2010
Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say
Posted by
mjs
I am shocked--shocked!--that a member of congress would point out the callow behavior of the jaundiced opposition. Shocked, I tell you.
Wake me up when mumblers of Congrifts start physically attacking each other with fists and chairs the way that legislimers in Taiwan, South Korea and provincial assemblies in Argentina do. Young, vigorous legos like Wiener could probably "take out" a half-dozen geriatricongressmen on the other side of the aisle before they're tazed into submission by the sturmfuhrer at arms. There would be no need for term limits, and C-Span's ratings would go up high enough that they could start selling commercials.
Why have no patriotikkkongreSSmen from God's Own Party introduced "open carry" legislation for the U.S. House and Senate, anyway? An armed Congress is a polite Congress. What are they, chicken?!?
Boy, I betcha this makes allathem reptiliscum congreSScritters question their decision to welcome the "help" of guys like Joe Lyingmotherfuckingpieceofshitman and Eric Cantor. Thank GOD (the really, real true KKKristian GOD) that mostathem jewboys are dems.
I think I'm in love with Mr. Weiner.
ReplyDeleteInteresting statement, mutzali.
ReplyDeleteDear Democrats: More of this, please. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteWake me up when mumblers of Congrifts start physically attacking each other with fists and chairs the way that legislimers in Taiwan, South Korea and provincial assemblies in Argentina do. Young, vigorous legos like Wiener could probably "take out" a half-dozen geriatricongressmen on the other side of the aisle before they're tazed into submission by the sturmfuhrer at arms. There would be no need for term limits, and C-Span's ratings would go up high enough that they could start selling commercials.
ReplyDeleteWhy have no patriotikkkongreSSmen from God's Own Party introduced "open carry" legislation for the U.S. House and Senate, anyway? An armed Congress is a polite Congress. What are they, chicken?!?
Boy, I betcha this makes allathem reptiliscum congreSScritters question their decision to welcome the "help" of guys like Joe Lyingmotherfuckingpieceofshitman and Eric Cantor. Thank GOD (the really, real true KKKristian GOD) that mostathem jewboys are dems.
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