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Monday, August 16, 2010

Disrespecting Our Beloved Corporations

Why do performers hate America?

5 comments:

  1. Maybe these performers aren't hating on America...they are singing about a place called Tarzhay. Sounds really Frenchified to me, not Real American at all!

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  2. Deep in the Heart of Target
    (Sung to the tune "Deep in the Heart of Texas")

    It has no soul, just a big old hole
    deep in the heart of Target
    Do they slap your hand, is that the plan
    deep in the heart of Target
    The cash is green, it rules the scene
    deep in the heart of Target
    Bring them the heat, vote with your feet
    deep in the heart of Target

    The mothers cry, oh-me-oh-my
    deep in the heart of Target
    If we don't buy the well goes dry
    deep in the heart of Target
    The bottom line will lose its shine
    deep in the heart of Target
    The checkers moan on the courtesy phone
    deep in the heart of Target

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  3. If Soylent Green can be people, why can't Target?

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  4. That is effing fantastic.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.