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Maybe these performers aren't hating on America...they are singing about a place called Tarzhay. Sounds really Frenchified to me, not Real American at all!
It has no soul, just a big old hole deep in the heart of Target Do they slap your hand, is that the plan deep in the heart of Target The cash is green, it rules the scene deep in the heart of Target Bring them the heat, vote with your feet deep in the heart of Target
The mothers cry, oh-me-oh-my deep in the heart of Target If we don't buy the well goes dry deep in the heart of Target The bottom line will lose its shine deep in the heart of Target The checkers moan on the courtesy phone deep in the heart of Target
Maybe these performers aren't hating on America...they are singing about a place called Tarzhay. Sounds really Frenchified to me, not Real American at all!
ReplyDeleteDeep in the Heart of Target
ReplyDelete(Sung to the tune "Deep in the Heart of Texas")
It has no soul, just a big old hole
deep in the heart of Target
Do they slap your hand, is that the plan
deep in the heart of Target
The cash is green, it rules the scene
deep in the heart of Target
Bring them the heat, vote with your feet
deep in the heart of Target
The mothers cry, oh-me-oh-my
deep in the heart of Target
If we don't buy the well goes dry
deep in the heart of Target
The bottom line will lose its shine
deep in the heart of Target
The checkers moan on the courtesy phone
deep in the heart of Target
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If Soylent Green can be people, why can't Target?
ReplyDeleteThat is effing fantastic.
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