Oh yes she is! If we threw Elvirgin in the water to see if she'd float -- which is what you have to do with witch suspects -- you just know she'd be bobbing up and down with those Mae Wests. Seeing Evilvira tempts me to sneak off to the washroom for some O'Donnellbating.
General, Sir:Will Mistress Elvira be coming to entertain the troops this year or will she be doing the regular, "Commander Performance", per usual? You know what scares me most about Mistress Elvira, Sir? I'm pretty sure that she's a whole bunch smarter than KKKristy O'myGODwhatjustcameoutofmypieholeaboutthe1stAmendment? and she could probably beat her in a write-in campaign.
General, Sir:Trooper Bukko Canukko locked himself in the Officer's Latrine, again.
But only for a minute. 90 seconds, max. That's because I'm efficient. Don't you dare call it "premature." I heard that word too often from Mrs. Bukko #1.
Why, I don’t think those things are real.
Dave von Ebers:Would it matter?
We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.