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Monday, January 03, 2011

The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is a Triple Threat

Not only can William Tarpley (Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times) preach and prophesy, he can sing too.


  1. Tapley's singing brings tears to my eyes.

  2. Since the 30 second mark seemed like the full 4+ minutes, it seemed like a good time to stop the vid.

    It is really amazing that you know the message that he was singing....but of course, it would take a strong individual like you, General, to not be effected into a comatose state by his song like we mere minions are. At least this minion anyway.

    He's singing about family planning? Really? Planned Parenthood should hear this! His singing completely negates any hormonal tendency to want to procreate. It really is a miracle.

    I'm torn between "Praise Jebus!" and "Now Look What You've Done! You've Made Baby Jebus Cry!"

  3. The Third Eagle should do a duet on "Let the Eagle Soar" with Former Atittycoverer General John Ashcroft!

  4. Simon sez:

    "If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you."

    MoJo sez: Not a bad idea, even now.

  5. General, Sir:

    It ain't noneomy beeswax to secondguess the creatordude, but "HIS only son"?, HIS ONLY SON. Why dint he have a quiverfull? I mean he's got the vitalbodilessfluidsmojo like, dayyyyyyyum!

    Sir, have you ever seen a day when it's like really beautiful and then out of a clear blue sky a bolt of lightning torches your ride. I was drivin' a Chevy Aveo and now it's a smolderin' chunk of scrap. Whatever; it was a rental.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.