More Third Eagle Apocalyptic Election Analysis: Homosexualist Extension Cords and How Gay Anderson Cooper is Better than Masturbator Steven Colbert

Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, Co-Prophet of the End-Times, and our friend, William Tapley continues his analysis of the 2012 election:

People are still trying to explain how in the world could Mitt Romney lose this presidential election...I explained beforehand why he would lose. I made it very clear that the three Rs of Romney, Ryan, and Republicans could not defeat Barack Obama. I made it very clear that the only three Rs that could beat Obama were Revival, Repentance, and Mary's Rosary.

Homosexualists and lesbianesians are to blame:

Instead, however, of showing that America has repented, America has fallen deeper into the cesspool of immorality. Three states even legalized homosexual and lesbian marriage...Don't those people in those state's know that it is a physical impossibility.

Extension cords tell us why:

Now, I've got two extension cords here. If we look at this extension cord, we have a male end and a female end, as I'm sure you are aware, and the male end fits into the female end perfectly...

It is impossible for a male to fit into a male. See how that works? It doesn't work. It's impossible.

Same goes for the lesbianesians:

Same way for the female. The female end of an extension cord will not fit into the female end of another extension cord.

But it's not only homosexualists like Anderson Cooper who cost us the election. Masturbators like Steven Colbert did their part as well. In fact, they're even worse than homosexualists:

And I don't mean to pick on only homosexuals or lesbians. Any of you who are practicing fornication, or adultery, or pornography, or masturbation, you are just as guilty. All of those sexual sins are prophesied to be common in the end times, but they are still a violation of the Ten Commandments. In fact from my own personal experience with people like Anderson Cooper or Steven Colbert. I have found Anderson Cooper to be much fairer.

Mr Cooper has had me on his "Rediculist" five times. And even though he is making fun of me, he allows me to respond.

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Third Eagle of the Apocalypse Offers Post-Election K-Pop Antichrist Analysis

Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End-Times William Tapley wasn't surprised that Obama won the election. As he notes 13 seconds into this video, he predicted it:

[I] called the last two elections in the United States, 100% correct. Can you name any other so-called prophet on the YouTube who's done the same. I don't think so.

 But even though Obama won, he won't last out his term:

You Democrats, you who think you can deny God three times at your convention and that Satan will, therefore allow you to have the leopard [Obama] for four more years, you are sadly mistaken. In Daniel 7, the Antichrist is the one who follows the Leopard and he will come next. And Satan wants to bring the Antichrist in as soon as possible. Believe me we have very little time left.

We know this because:

Four years ago Barack Obama was elected on the 4th of November. This week he was re-elected on the 6th of November. The number 4 announced the arrival of Leopard, but the number six this week is announcing the arrival of the Antichrist.

So who is the Antichrist?

Many times God has already revealed who Barack Obama is through sporting events...This time however, God has changed His plan. He is announcing the Antichrist through popular music.

Yes, God is announcing the arrival of the Antichrist, Gangham Style!

...let's take a look at "Gangham Style." The three most important words are "Oppan," "Gagnam," and "Style." and if you put those into English...I believe the words that we want to study are: "Open," Gangland," Style." ...the Antichrist is reavealing himself through this phrase. "Open" means this is the grand opening of the Antichrist...Gangland refers to the reign of the Antichrist...and style indicates...he is not a serious human being.

But it's not just Gangham Style:

Now lets take a look at the next viral hit of the summer, and that is "Call Me, Maybe." And there are four very significant phrases in this song...

And the last phrase is really the most interesting: "so call me, maybe." Now, he is not saying "call me on the telephone. What the Antichrist is saying here is: "My name is Maybe." What interesting is that Nostradamus also calls the Antichrist "Mabus."...Now these two words for the Antichrist, "Mabus" and "Maybe" are not identical, but they are very similar; they both begin with the letters "M-A-B."

So who is this Maybe-Mabus gangham style Antichrist?

Some people say that Obama is the AntiChrist. they say that the "B," the "A," and the "M" are reversed in his name and that comes from "Mabus." But I don't believe that. I believe that Mabus, Maybe, or the Antichrist is a different person. And I think the Lord is revealing to us that this is very close to want the name of the Antichrist will be.

That was enough to get me started. After many hours of research, I think I've finally identified the Antichrist: Mabel Reynolds of Fresno, CA.

Here's the full video:

Obama is The Leopard

Things I learned from the latest prophetic video produced by William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times:

• As prophesied, 11/11/11 was indeed an evil date. It was the day when Oscar Romero Ortega Hernandez took pot shots at the White House.
• The Obamunist Usurper is the leopard foretold in Daniel because, like the leopard, he is both black and white.
• Obama's number is 444 rather than 666.
• Obama will be destroyed by Putin because Oscar Romero Ortega Hernandez used an AK-47 style assault rifle based on the design of a Kalashnikov.

The Third Eagle also treats us to a "new song dedicated to the pro-lifers of Buffalo, New York," people like James Charles Kopp.

The Third Eagle on Evil Dates

Our friend, William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times has unlocked the code that, until now, has hidden the identity of evil dates. The secret is that they all have 9-11 hidden within them. But sometimes, that malicious number is hard to find:

The last 9-11 event did not occur on any date with 9-11 in it, and that was the shooting of Gabrielle Giffords. That occurred on January 8th of this year. But why is that significant? Because it appeared 119 days after 9-11.

November may be the most evil month of all:

Even the month of November has a certain amount of evil to it because it is a combination of 9 and 11. November is the 11th month of the year, but it was originally the 9th month of the year, that is until the Cesars, Julius and Augustus added two months, that is July and August, to the year. Now we have 12 months. The "N-O-V" in November stands for nine. November, itself, is a 9-11 month.

11-9-11 is the first evil date in November:

Notice that we have both 9-11 in this date and 9-11 backwards, that is 11-9...I'm uploading this on the 8th, so we will soon find out.

As you may recall, the 9th was the day when toke demons seized Brother Rick Perry's mind, clouding it with visions of Funyuns at critical moments during the GOP debate.

Third Eagle Tapley continues:

The next evil date in November would be 11-11-11....Jonathan Kleck posted a video saying that the Hoover Dam will be blown up on that date, and it's very likely that the Hoover Dam will be an upcoming false flag event, although it may not occur on that specific date. The Lord has verified to me that Jonathan Kleck is a true prophet.

But even true prophets of the Lord can be wrong. As Third Eagle Tapley notes, Kleck is using the wrong picture of the Our Lady of Guadalupe when he says that "the cowl on Mary's head looks like a goat's tongue and the whole image is like a goat."

The Co-Prophet of the End Times goes onto note that 11-11-11 is also 666:

...the starter numbers on a bar code signify 666...those bar codes also signify 11-11-11 and that means 11-11-11 means 666

Here's how Third Eagle Tapley says it works:

1. On bar codes, two thin parallel lines represent the number six.
2. The number six appears three times (666) in the registration lines of every barcode.
3. The lines representing the number six are shaped like an 11.

The Third Eagle moves on to the next evil date:

The next significant date for potential evil this November would be 11-23-11...23, itself, is an evil number; it signifies also 666, because 2 before 3 symbolizes man before God...and 2 before three, or over 3, equals .666 in mathematics, and, of course 666 is the number of the antichrist.

The Co-Prophet predicts that two events may occur on 11-23-11. The first is a huge earthquake resulting from the comet Elenin's alignment with the Earth and the Sun. The second is the beginning of World War Three, which Third Eagle Tapley notes actually started a year ago when "North Korea attacked South Korea."

The Co-Prophet declares that 11-29-11 is "the next date for potential evil in November" He believes that is the day when Hoover Dam will be blown up by secret Obamunist guvmint agents, because:

...this is another expression of 11-11-11, because 29 added together equals 11.

Third Eagle Tapley finishes his sermon by pointing out a very evil date from the past: 5-6-66*:

This is the day Margaret Sanger died. She was certainly one of the precursors of the antichrist. She founded Planned Parenthood, perhaps the most wicked organization in the planet.

* In the description Co-Prophet Tapley posted for the video, he says he was mistaken about the date of Sanger's death:

Check out Jonathan Kleck's true prophecies. In this video, the corrected date for Sanger's death should be 9/6/66.

Freedom Isn't Free

Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-prophet of the End Times William Tapley treats us to a patriotic ditty.

The Third Beavis of the Apocalypse vs Anderson Cooper

Earlier this month, CNN's Anderson Cooper mocked the One True Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times, William Tapley, by placing him on his "Rediculist" for a second time. After roasting the Third Eagle's outlining skills --"I had no idea penguins had that big of a package...I mean how do they even waddle?"--he poo-pooed the Co-Prophet's groundbreaking work identifying phallic shapes in horses' manes and baggage handling areas (I discussed those findings, here, a few weeks ago).

I hoped Third Eagle Tapley would respond by emulating the prophet Elisha, who sent she-bears to eat 42 naughty children after they called him: "thou bald head." Unfortunately, the Co-Prophet of the End Times resisted the urge to feed Mr. Cooper to wild beasts, deciding instead to crush the CNN star with his mighty Tapleyian intellect.

From the Third Eagle's rebuttal:

Now, if I outline this shape [the Denver International Airport Baggage Handling Area] with a magic marker, just like I did with the Leo Tanguma mural, maybe you'll [Anderson Cooper] get a better idea of what the engineers had in mind in this Denver International Airport.

Now, I admit that's kind of rough. but here is a second bifurcation. What do you suppose the street name is running down the center? You guessed it. That's Peña Boulevard. No, I am not kidding.

I know what you're thinking Mr. Cooper. Sure, the phallic shape is obvious. Sure, the name, Peña Boulevard, is obvious. But if I'm right, there is probably also a pubic hair area in this design. And if there is, wouldn't they name the streets in there with weird names also? And if they do, wouldn't you finally admit that I'm correct Mr. Cooper?

I guess you could call this the "Pubic Hair Area." So, what do you suppose the name of this street is right here? This is the Harry B. Combs Parkway. I am not making that up.

This street right here, this is Shady Grove Street. I guess that's because that's where the sun don't shine.

And over here, this is Undergrove Street. Are you beginning to get the picture?

...as for you Mr. Cooper, do you want to be remembered as the most naive reporter in the history of television.

A Movie, a Shooting and the Antichrist's Comet

William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of The Endtimes, employs clues from the shooting of Rep. Gabriel Giffords and the film, Deep Impact, to prove that the comet, Elenin, is the Antichrist's calling card. The part where he argues that the letter, "G" is the letter that looks most like the number, "6" is what convinced me. You just can't argue with that kind of reasoning.

But, this is the part I found most disturbing:

...America is the Whore of Babylon, and remember, the kings of the earth commit fornication with the Whore of Babylon as prophesied in the Book of Revelation.

I don't think I'll ever get that image of Larry King, Peter King, Don King and Uncle Sam out of my mind.

No One Expects The Third Penguin Of The Apocalypse

Our friend William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and C0-Prophet of the End Times, uncovered a dark, terrible, secret coven of thingy worshippers at the Denver International Airport.

He offers three pieces of evidence for his claim. The first is a mural, The Present State of the Environment, by Leo Tanguma which hangs inside the terminal.



Here's what he has to say about it:

This is actually the figure of a naked woman and the crotch is formed by a bird form. But right opposite the woman is a penguin, and a youtuber pointed out to me that this sign on the penguin's cage constitutes a phallic symbol, and, in fact represents the male genitalia.

Maybe if we take an even closer look, you can see what I am talking about. I have outlined this shape to make it a little mote obvious for you. Notice that this is actually called a great auk, but it did stand upright like a penquin...Please note that the Latin name for this bird includes the word, "impennis." Now, that is not accidental. The artist chose this bird for a reason. And that's because the bird standing upright is phallic; the shape of the sign is phallic, and even the name is phallic.

Next he presents a statue of a horse for our consideration.



Third Eagle of the Apocalypse Tapley explains:

As you approach the Denver Airport by car, you are immediately struck by this gigantic fiberglass blue statue of a horse. Now the shape of a rearing horse is not, in itself, phallic, but the fact that the horse is rearing up would be very masculine. Many of the shapes on the horse's tail and mane are phallic shapes and, of course, it is a masculine horse.

I'm not sure how he missed the stallion's cave of shame. It's a very compelling feature. I can't take my eyes off of it. I mean, my God, take a look at it. Don't you just want to crawl inside...uh...in a purely 110% heterosexual kind of way of course.

Co-Prophet of the End Times Tapley continues, offering up a light-hearted and faith-promoting anecdote about the sculptor:

It's very interesting to note that when this statue was almost finished, it fell on the sculptor and almost killed him. The horse was finished by his relatives before being assembled at the airport.

Finally Third Eagle/Co-Prophet Tapley offers up his most damning piece of evidence: the design of the airport, itself.

Next, let's take a look at the layout of the Denver Airport. Many other videos on YouTube show that this is in the shape of a swastika, but there's one video that also points out that the outdoor baggage handling area is in the shape of a phallic.

Let's take a closer look. Now this photograph was taken on a snowy day, which makes this area actually a little clearer. Up here we see the testicular area, and out here, the phallus. There's no doubt that the designers of this airport had something other in mind than making an efficient baggage area. Although this image is upside down, I think you can see what they're getting at

But what of the thingy coven? Will they not be punished?

Of course as Christians, we need to understand that the phallic symbol is a powerful symbol, and many pagan religions worship the phallus because it is a symbol of life. But we know there is a more powerful symbol, which negates the phallic symbol, and that is the cross. And those of us who have been washed in the blood of the Lamb, understand that phallic worship is satanic and evil. And the designers of the Denver Airport are going to have to answer to our Lord for what they have perpetrated on the public in this monstrosity.

Here's a video for all of you who fled the wickedness of secular schools before your minds were poisoned by Dick and Jane.

The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is a Triple Threat

Not only can William Tarpley (Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times) preach and prophesy, he can sing too.

Jesus' Kick Ass Weaponry

William Tapley, the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times, tells us "Jesus will use Mary's Rosary and Scapular as weapons to defeat the Antichrist." I don't doubt it. As I recall, Mary's Rosary comes with 451 stamina, 327 agility, 275 haste, and adds almost 300 points to Jesus' hit rating. Add the 2,476 spell power provided by Mary's Scapular, and you know, that cat, Jesus, is one bad mother...[SHUT YOUR MOUTH!]...Hey, I'm talkin' 'bout Jesus...[THEN, WE CAN DIG IT!].

Apocalyptic Third Eagle Tapley also warns us that as a Co-Prophet of the End Times, he understands how to unleashed the secret powers locked within the comma, semicolon, and the other more powerful marks of punctuation. Woe be unto anyone who raises an ellipsis against him.

Here's the video:

God Doesn't Want To Break Off Your Thingy

William Tapley
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse
Co-Prophet of the End Times
Retired Furniture Engineer

Dear Co-Prophet Tapley,

As much as i enjoyed your video about condom users being barred from the Rapture, I'm a bit disappointed about your failure to go into God's physical/mechanical reasons for the ban.

It wouldn't take long to explain about how God's rapture rays can't penetrate condoms or to describe the terrible consequences condom wearers would suffer if rapture was attempted. Heck, I did it in in a minute and a half.

I'm enclosing my video about condoms and the Rapture. Please consider accepting it as a video response to your own. I think they will complement each other.

Heterosexually Yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot