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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Zsuzsanna's Advice for the Ladies

Mrs. Pastor Steven L. "Zsuzsanna" Anderson answers the question, "Should a wife divorce an abusive husband:"
The only Biblical recourse for a horrible marriage, or any marriage for that matter, is death. If your husband is an abusive, mean, hateful, fill-in-the-blank jerk in spite of you doing your best as a wife, God can kill him whenever He wants to. If he is still alive, God must want you to still be married to him. A wife could pray and fast for her husband/marriage, and for the kids to turn out right in spite of marital problems. If nothing else, it will be a great lesson for the kids, who hopefully will grow up and make wiser and more careful choices regarding their future spouse, rather than learning that marriage can be dissolved at a whim.
Update: Zsuzsanna adds more in her comments section:
God punishes adultery, as well as rape, with the death penalty.
Update II: Another comment:
the same God who said that marriage is until death also said that homos should get the death penalty.
And now for something completely different:

Sister Sarah's Battle Hymn



And a godly graphic from the Free Republic: