Friday, March 11, 2011
After a hellishlamunistfascist day.
The general has had a long, hard, stressful day bumming smokes, ranting in the coffee shop, bitching about the guvmint, yelling at brown people, randomly shooting at things, doing that thing he does with cucumbers, paying a man to paddle him for doing that thing with cucumbers, and talking about himself in the third person. He's going to bed.
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So just another average day, eh?
ReplyDeleteWar is hell
ReplyDeleteDo you have to supply the paddle or does he bring his own to work?
ReplyDeleteI thought a spatula was the preferred method, Plerf. I'd go for a big Rubbermaid one, slathered in mayonnaise for that "splatty" effect, except it's darn near impossible to clean up. Missed a few spots one time, and I had a helluva time explaining it to You-Know-Who. I wound up claiming I dropped the sub...
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI was over to the chow hall last night, prior to goin' over to "Feelin' Good Gents' Club" to referee the "Jell-O Chess" that was the entertainment last night. While I was there I had me a "Cob Salad". Then when I got to the club I was catchin' up on my e-mails and bloggin' and I read this part:
"doing that thing he does with cucumbers..."
and I threw up in mouth a litte bit.
BC we must be careful that the mayo isn't mistaken for a nasty bit of santorum or the droppings from a taffy pull. Make sure also(a word to the wise) to make sure your spatula is latex free(does Rubbermaid go there?) since latex allergies can be a problem when hiring or dating on Craigslist.(NOT Larry).
ReplyDeletePlerf:
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that Larry Craig like the late, unlamented Rev. Aldridge's taste, runs more to neoprene (http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/242/one-dildo-two-wetsuits-one-dead-fundie)