Spotting terrorists use to be easy. All it took was a look and a simple question about religion. It was a simple formulation: "swarthy + non-protestant = terrorist." It's been that way since Sacco and Vanzetti. Heck, it's been that way since Nat Turner first frightened everyone darker than a light shade of peach.
But now, just as Rep. Peter King is beginning to look into the link between swarthy-non-protestantism and terrorism, the swarthyoterrorists are switching it up. They're disguising themselves as patriots. On the day before King's hearings, the FBI arrested Kevin William Harpham, a sleeper agent for the Worldwide Swarthy Conspiracy, who hid his Muslim identity by growing up in rural eastern Washington, driving a '66 Chevelle, and joining up with a heritage appreciation society called the "National Alliance."
The FBI arrested five more swarthyoterrorists in patriot disguise on the first day King held his hearings. Charged with plotting to execute policemen and a judge, the swarthyoterrorists had hidden their Islamic identities by forming a militia, declaring themselves to be sovereign citizens, working closely with Rep Don Young on gun rights events.
Surely, this is just the beginning. I'm sure we'll see many more secretly swarthy agents of international terrorism spring from their tea party/conservative/patriot covers to commit acts of terror.