Bill Carpenter Sr
Fellow Palin Warrior
Dear Mr. Carpenter,
I saw your letter to Pam Spaulding of Pam's House Blend. Thank you for setting her straight. There's just something about that woman that causes me to question her commitment to the heterosexual lifestyle. What do you think?
You were spot on when you addressed Ms Spaulding's snide remarks about Gov. Palin's qualifications by calling the Obamunist usurper a community organizer. It's true. While Obama was community organizing, Gov. Palin was performing important tasks for the public good--things like tee vee weather reporting and shooting moose. Community organizers don't shoot moose. Heck, I bet Obama hasn't killed a damned thing.
Gov. Palin ran to become Alaska's governor with one goal in mind--to get her brother-in-law fired from the Alaska State Troopers. Once she accomplished that goal, she quit. You have to admire her for that. As far as I know, Obama hasn't gotten a single brother-in-law fired. That says a lot about him. He likes being president too much to try to achieve such a goal.
And then there's the difference in education. Obama only went to two universities. Gov. Palin attended five!
I like the cut of your jib. We could use someone with your letter writing abilities in the Palin Defense Organization I recently founded. We meet once a month at the compound to discuss strategy and tactics.
The meetings are very intense, so at the end, we lighten things up by putting on wigs, tucking in our thingies, and doing a little Sarah dance. Sometimes it gets out of hand and we have to spank each other with great and terrible spatulas of repentance to redeem ourselves for committing sick, depraved acts of unspeakable immorality, but it's all good. It brings us closer together.
I hope you'll join us.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot