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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Not-Men Take All The Fun Out of Governing

Governing use to be fun. It was just a bunch of guys hanging around doing what guys do: farting, punching each other in the arm, eating pork rinds, and passing laws and issuing decisions regulating the use of uteri.

But then, femislamunistofasists got into the game and ruined it for everybody. Now, not-men are everywhere in our government. We see them in our courts. We see them in our legislatures. We even see them in the executive branch.

Thank God at least one man has the balls to fight back. He's David Prosser, a justice on the WI Supreme Court. He recently got into a little trouble for calling Chief Justice Shirley Abrahamson a "total bitch." Of course, that angered a lot of not-men and their communist fellow-travelers. That is until Justice Prosser explained his outburst, justifying it by declaring that he only wanted to "destroy" her for making him and other conservative justices look ridiculous.

Unfortunately, the Obamunist usurper isn't as quick to put not-men in their place. He actually listens to their advice and counsel. That angers our nations most heroic Muslim pricker, Frank Gaffney. Here's what he has to say:
Once again, Team Obama’s leading ladies – Mesdames Clinton, Power and Rice – align to support the "will of the international community."


I am praying that Barack Obama and his anti-Israel troika of female advisors will not take us all down a road that seems ripe for another, ominous application of this precedent, with truly horrific repercussions – for Israel, for the United States and for freedom-loving people elsewhere.
I wonder why he didn't just call them "total bitches."


  1. General, Sir:

    I thought Mr. Gaffney was a Roman Catholic prick?

  2. It's time to go back to the tradition of governing with sledgehammers. Because real-men governoleaders can always swing a bigger hammer than the not-men type.

  3. Whatever happened to the doctrine of Barefoot and Pregnant upon which this great nation was built? Uppity bitches.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.