Majority Leader
Wisconsin State Senate
Dear Majority Leader Fitzgerald,
You struck a great blow for the ownership society, yesterday, when you denied Demislamunistofascist staffers access to the Senate copy machines. Sure, some might call your action "petty," but it will certainly prevent these traitors to the corporate order from sitting on the copiers to reproduce that sacred moment when you offered yourself up to service our Kochian overlords.But I have to wonder if denying copier access is enough. Shouldn't you deny them paper clips and staples as well. Lord knows that the fastening of documents is as subversive an act as one can commit. After all, staples brought down capitalism in Egypt and Tunisia.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
