No One Expects The Third Penguin Of The Apocalypse

Our friend William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and C0-Prophet of the End Times, uncovered a dark, terrible, secret coven of thingy worshippers at the Denver International Airport.

He offers three pieces of evidence for his claim. The first is a mural, The Present State of the Environment, by Leo Tanguma which hangs inside the terminal.



Here's what he has to say about it:

This is actually the figure of a naked woman and the crotch is formed by a bird form. But right opposite the woman is a penguin, and a youtuber pointed out to me that this sign on the penguin's cage constitutes a phallic symbol, and, in fact represents the male genitalia.

Maybe if we take an even closer look, you can see what I am talking about. I have outlined this shape to make it a little mote obvious for you. Notice that this is actually called a great auk, but it did stand upright like a penquin...Please note that the Latin name for this bird includes the word, "impennis." Now, that is not accidental. The artist chose this bird for a reason. And that's because the bird standing upright is phallic; the shape of the sign is phallic, and even the name is phallic.

Next he presents a statue of a horse for our consideration.



Third Eagle of the Apocalypse Tapley explains:

As you approach the Denver Airport by car, you are immediately struck by this gigantic fiberglass blue statue of a horse. Now the shape of a rearing horse is not, in itself, phallic, but the fact that the horse is rearing up would be very masculine. Many of the shapes on the horse's tail and mane are phallic shapes and, of course, it is a masculine horse.

I'm not sure how he missed the stallion's cave of shame. It's a very compelling feature. I can't take my eyes off of it. I mean, my God, take a look at it. Don't you just want to crawl inside...uh...in a purely 110% heterosexual kind of way of course.

Co-Prophet of the End Times Tapley continues, offering up a light-hearted and faith-promoting anecdote about the sculptor:

It's very interesting to note that when this statue was almost finished, it fell on the sculptor and almost killed him. The horse was finished by his relatives before being assembled at the airport.

Finally Third Eagle/Co-Prophet Tapley offers up his most damning piece of evidence: the design of the airport, itself.

Next, let's take a look at the layout of the Denver Airport. Many other videos on YouTube show that this is in the shape of a swastika, but there's one video that also points out that the outdoor baggage handling area is in the shape of a phallic.

Let's take a closer look. Now this photograph was taken on a snowy day, which makes this area actually a little clearer. Up here we see the testicular area, and out here, the phallus. There's no doubt that the designers of this airport had something other in mind than making an efficient baggage area. Although this image is upside down, I think you can see what they're getting at

But what of the thingy coven? Will they not be punished?

Of course as Christians, we need to understand that the phallic symbol is a powerful symbol, and many pagan religions worship the phallus because it is a symbol of life. But we know there is a more powerful symbol, which negates the phallic symbol, and that is the cross. And those of us who have been washed in the blood of the Lamb, understand that phallic worship is satanic and evil. And the designers of the Denver Airport are going to have to answer to our Lord for what they have perpetrated on the public in this monstrosity.

Here's a video for all of you who fled the wickedness of secular schools before your minds were poisoned by Dick and Jane.