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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Big Guvmint Squashes Another Patriot

Most days, Kyle Richards is just another sovereign citizen of Kylesonia. He's just a regular guy, trying to defend the personal space surrounding the national borders of his own skin. Unfortunately, the OBAMUNIST USURPER's big government goons won't allow his single-occupant-country to be a peaceful actor in the community of nations.

First, they denied Kylesonia the God-given right to receive "Pony Tail," "Black Sheep, White Shepherds," and "Big Honking Udders: The Magazine For The Sovereign Man" at his cell in the Macomb County Jail.

Now, they're considering moving him to a prison against his will. Ignoring Citizen Kyle's pleas that he's too dangerous to go to prison and that prison will force the convicted bank robber to pursue "violent forms of dissension," Judge David Swartz is likely to send him to the Big House next month.

Elsewhere: Big government hounds a true American teatriot for having a non-state-sanctioned intimate relationship with his 13-year-old stepdaughter.

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