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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Iran: It's Worse Than We Thought

The patriots who brought us evidence of Saddam's mobile bioweapons labs, intercontinental robotic flying machines of death, and Roombas of the Apocalypse, have released information about an even more sinister weapon development program.

On Sunday, intelligence officials released a drawing of an explosives containment chamber that Iran is using for "nuclear arms-related tests." Looking at the drawing, it seems clear that it is built for nuclear-related rather than conventional explosives because it has fins. It's like the difference between '59 Caddy and '55 Chevy Bel-Air. The fins make all the difference.



But, my research has found that the "containment chamber" is actually something far worse: a rumpus room for a Class B Death Star.

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