Anson Chi is everything one would expect a true patriot to be. He's a precinct chair for the Travis County, Texas GOP and a campaign director for Dr. Ron Paul.Mr. Chi is committed to his right as an American to bear arms, so much so, he refuses to apply for a weapons permit when he carries a firearm hidden in his briefs.
Like all the greatest patriots, Anson hates big guvmit with a Bachmannesque passion. He ain't afraid of the taxofacists at the IRS. He declares his hated of the taxman by ripping 1040 forms up and videotaping it for YouTube.
Upon meeting him for the first time, some might question Anson's commitment to the Caucasian lifestyle, but let me assure you that he's as proudly white as any Confederate-American. He officially renounced his "egregiously selfish and deplorable" Asian ethnicity in his self-publlished book, Yellow on the Inside, Shame on the Outside.
And as a modern devotee of Brother John Birch, or at least reptilian hunter David Ickes, Mr. Chi is always eager to send people to learn more about the close family ties between the Gores, Kerrys, Clintons, Bushes, and the Windsors.
All that going for him, yet one day, a few weeks ago, he built a bomb and tried to blow up a natural gas line in Plano, TX.
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