Boxcar Willy doesn't laugh at me

It's not easy being America's greatest patriot. Our nations greatest enemies quickly make you a target. They'll stop at nothing to take you down.

Their greatest weapon is ridicule. They save it for use in special operations when they need to shut me up because the information I'm sharing with you poses the greatest danger to them, like when I exposed the OBAMUNIST USURPER and Tupac Shakur to be reptilian aliens.

A lot of people laughed at me after that, but one man, Alex Jones associate, David Ickes didn't laugh. He knows the truth about reptillians:

At the heart of his theories lies the idea that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

Icke has been criticized for arguing that the reptilians were the original authors of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion-a 1903 Russian forgery purporting to be a plan by the Jewish people to achieve world domination-a claim that has attracted the attention of the far right and the suspicion of Jewish groups. Icke strongly denies there is anything antisemitic about this. He was allowed to enter Canada in 1999 only after persuading immigration officials that when he said lizards, he meant lizards, but his books were still removed from the shelves of Indigo Books, a Canadian chain, after protests from the Canadian Jewish Congress.