Update: I need to get 150 signatures before my petition becomes searchable on the White House website. If you haven't signed, please consider doing so.
God-fearing patriots from all over this cursed nation are petitioning the OBAMUNIST USURPER to allow their states to secede. Looking through them, I was particularly moved by the one for Texas, so I created my own petition asking for that petition to be granted:
We Petition the Obama Administration to Grant the God-Fearing, Tooth-Challenged, Cousin-Wives and Uncle-Husbands of Texas' Petition to Secede from the USYou can sign my petition to the OBAMUNIST USURPER here.
The People of the Great State of Texas are tired of the Government of the United States coming around here with their fancy, high-falutin notions about dental care, non-cousin-marrying, nasal breathing, Lubbock invading, and tolerance toward the unheartlandishly-hued, sodomitarians, and not-men.
A petition has been filed with the White House to "peacefully grant the State of Texas to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government." Currently, that petition has 8,646 signatures. That's nearly half the population of the United States according to God-fearing conservative statistician Dick Morris.
We the undersigned urge you to grant that petition.
Although I do not agree with the idea of Texas succession there is absolutely no reason to be rude. As a Texas resident and non tooth challenged cousin wife I don't agree with my states decision but the name calling is uncalled for!
ReplyDeleteYou shouldnt mind these liberal scum bags. They are the first to toss out insults but they'd called you a racistwho for saying anything similar, if not less inflammatory. What it really appears to be is fear that a state that is footing the bill for his ebt card and section 8 home is trying to get out and he is scared.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could sell the Texas Tearritory back to Mexico. The original slavery dispute has been settled and Mexico has the type of weak ineffective government, by the aristocrats for the aristocrats, that the ppl of Texas say they favor.
ReplyDeleteI would like to sign this petition but I live in Illinois. Please respond. I would like to move there as well if this occurs! Good move friends!
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