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Friday, January 04, 2013

A Prophetic Revelation Fulfilled

Yesterday, on the 3rd of January in the year of our Lord 2013, Our Lady of the The Amazing Gold Dust Showering Glory Ring of Cuban Renewal, the beloved prophetess Jennifer Lynn Joy, finally published her "prophetic revelation" for 2013, and praise our Great and Terrible Jesus, it's already been fulfilled.

She begins by noting a number of events that brought about the prophecy's fulfilment, including: "Planets Align...Stars Ricochet...Moons Explode...Scepter Extended...Camels Ride...Joy Synchronizes...Time Stretches...Gravity Pulls...Perspective Spheres."

And then, THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED: "2013 Arrives on time."

I'm disappointed. Her Miracle of the Incredible Ice-Melting Salt was much more impressive.

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