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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Legislator Proposes Bill To Expose All of the Conspiracies

Our favorite staff-abusing, gun-toting, Bible-defending, proudly-hetero legislator, Pam Roach introduced a bill will change the world as we know it. The bill, SB 5504, provides:
State employees shall be truthful when providing information of
any kind.
It's critical that we do all we can to help Sen. Roach pass this bill. It will give us the tool we need to finally discover the truth about bigfoot, Mel's Hole, and Dan Savage's devious plot to recruit the Seafair pirates into the homosexualist lifestyle.