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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Barack Obama: Cheap Bastard

The Washington Times, the only messiah-owned newspaper with the courage to hire a pro-slavery editor, reports that Barack "Erik Gruber" Obama is one cheap bastard:
During his first nine months in office, President Obama has quietly rewarded scores of top Democratic donors with VIP access to the White House, private briefings with administration advisers and invitations to important speeches and town-hall meetings.
Invitations to important speeches and town-hall meetings? What a piker. My president, George Walker Bush, gave big donors a more memorable experience. He put them on nuclear submarines and sent them out to sink Japanese fishing boats. By God, if you were like Helen Culver and contributed a load of money to W, you got to play Red October for a day. That's a hell of a lot better use of time than spending 45 minutes listening to Obama talk about health care or some such shit.

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  1. General, Sir:

    Sometimes I regret not having the teevee in my hovel. If I had one I woulda knowed all about the landlubbers being on that sub. I'm sure it was in the news for weeks and weeks.

    Oh, Sir, in case I forgot to say so earlier, fuck Messiah Moon.

  2. Wow, in the haze of 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, Abu Graibh, Gitmo, waterboarding, warrantless wiretapping, Jeff Gannon, Valerie Plame, Scooter the Felon, Dubya's impressive readin' contest with Karl Rove, and Mission Accomplished, I'd forgotten all about the Greeneville. Thanks for the trip down mem'ry lane!

  3. Hell, I gave $2500 bucks to Vladimir Putin and gave me the actual submarine.

    Wait, I just checked my bank statement. I gave him 2500 euros so it wasn't as good a deal as I had thought.

  4. In the navy
    Yes, you can sail the seven seas
    In the navy
    Yes, you can put your mind at ease
    In the navy
    Come on now, people, make a stand
    In the navy, in the navy
    Can't you see we need a hand
    In the navy
    Come on, protect the motherland
    In the navy
    Come on and join your fellow man
    In the navy
    Come on people, and make a stand
    In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

    They want you, they want you
    They want you as a new recruit

  5. Richard,

    I always thought the line was, “you can enjoy your fellow man.” Thanks for clearing that up.

  6. Hi General,

    Do you know what's going on here:

    I saw it and thought of you. It seems to be a bunch of hot Mormon moms who have made a calendar. Thought you might have something to say about it...

  7. I'm gonna go with Schoolmarm Miriam! She kin tooter me any time.

  8. If Mormooniac wimmenfolk look like the ones in that calendar, I can see why their men want to marry about a half a dozen of 'em!

    OTOH, Moor-men apparently look sorta Spartan in their calendar, too. How do you swing that terrible swift sword, soldier?


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