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Friday, April 16, 2004

Taking it to the enemy

Dear Mr. Corbett,

I've been looking for someone to support in the race for attorney general. I want a warrior, an iron-muscled political commando, a hard-bodied campaigning biomachine reeking of masculine essence. I think I've found him. At least your recent comments equating Democrats with terrorists lead me to believe so.

I need more detail. Will you immediately imprison the Democrats here, or will you ship them off to Egypt or Syria for interrogation, first? Can we parade them down Main Street in duncecaps before we subject them to ideological criticism? Will your campaign supporters be allowed to poke them with sticks? Do we get to wear cool uniforms?

I'll be awaiting your answers.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, Patriot

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