Ariel Sharon
Prime Minister of Israel
Dear Prime Minister Sharon,
For years now, Our Leader, George W. Bush, has been under a cloud of suspicion in regard to his courageous Vietnam-era service in the danger-filled mail rooms of the Alabama Air National Guard. It is alleged that he went AWOL during that time. Unfortunately, the Department of Defense has been unable to provide the documents needed to irrefutably prove that Our Leader served his time honorably.
You have high-level contacts within the Pentagon who have provided you with top secret documents in the past. Could you ask them to provide you with all of the records we need to refute these scurrilous charges against Our Leader once and for all?
America needs your help, Mr. Prime Minister. Please don't let us down.
Heterosexually yours,
General JC Christian, patriot
Elsewhere: Major Payne pointed me to this audio documenting Our Leader's service.
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