Dig up the Gipper

Rep. Tom DeLay
US House of Representatives

Dear Rep. DeLay,

As I read your words about Terri Schiavo,"She talks and she laughs and she expresses likes and discomforts," I was struck with the realization that this description could just as truthfully apply to the greatest president in the history of the United States, Ronald Wilson Reagan.

You have to do something to save him before it's too late. He has to be dug up as soon as possible.

We know Nancy won't do it, so you need to put legislation on the floor. You have to do it right now. You have to do it now for the Gipper.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot