Little Green Book Reviews

Mr. Johnson at Little Green Footballs is outraged that the people at sorryeverybody.com published a book of photographs from the site:

The moonbats responsible for the site sorryeverybody.com show that they’re not immune to the siren song of capitalism, by turning their self-loathing insanity into a book with a foreword by crackhead cartoonist Ted Rall...

Of course the fine Lizardoids who inhabit LGF responded by writing Amazon reviews in that witty style so familiar to those of us who regularly read their comments.

Here's a sample:

"I sit back and laugh at the capitolist that will make MORE money from liberal morons"
--M. Burns (New Jersey)

"the United States is owed an apology by the Islamofascists and their European appeasers"
--Mookie Wilson (Flushing, New York)

After reading many persuasive arguments like those above, I decided to submit my own review to Amazon.

Here it is:

Not Sorry
Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT)

Unlike the authors of this book, I'm not sorry that Our Leader is still president. Thanks to him, Iraq now has better torture and rape rooms than it ever did under Saddam.

Our nickle-plated nipple electrodes never rust. They are as dependable on the ten thousandth interrogation as they were on the first. Saddam's cheap little steel electrodes were the butt of interrogator's jokes everywhere.

As for forced sodomy, the Army's M-480B "Bugger Humper" Glowstick is in a class by itself. Unlike the Six Day War era truncheons favored by Saddam's secret police, the M-480B casts a greenish glow that allows the interrogator to clearly see his or her work. It's the kind of technology that makes me proud to be American.

It's obvious that the authors didn't take the time to look into the truth about the war. One has to wonder why they hate freedom so passionately.