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Dear Ann Coulter,

I am filled with great remorse today. I read where you had to endure yet another traitorous liberal attacking you on the UN-holy wasteland of the liberal college lunatic asylums. I think you are one of the bravest ingenues to ever step your long, slinky legs onto a heathen mass of land. How can you stand to be around those bastions of lemmings and grade-grubbers?

But I digress. It must have really been a paralyzing experience for a student named Ajai Rai to ask you a question about buggery. Lord knows that's a tight fit. By the way I'm really still pissed at our out-of-control judiciary that reversed Texas's sodomy law in the first place. That being said, since you say that the question was one of the best that you've ever been asked by a liberal, then an answer would have been appropriate.

How do you feel about a little righteous rodgering? Is it permissible in a marriage between a man and a woman? If not, why? Have you ever engaged in a little buggery yourself? (Did you use any lube?) What was it like? Its answers to these types of questions that might actually help to stabilize the great institution of marriage and lower the almost 50% divorce rate.

You also mentioned that Ajai Raj was pretty hot, so maybe he can help you experience a little back door fun. If a liberal partner does offend you, I'm sure Don Sherwood would graciously pick up the slack as long as a little erotic asphyxiation doesn't bother you.

Hetero yours,

C&L