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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

"But, Will I Get a Cell Phone?"

Rep. Tom DeLay is finding himself absolutely booked these days.

This week he is expected to make a visit to Texas. When asked about his agenda for the trip, DeLay reply, “I’m looking forward to visiting a new Bar and Grill, where I’ll be sharing my record with some constituents.”

A spokesperson for DeLay said that the former Speaker of the House would also make some time in his busy schedule for “pressing the flesh,” visiting a new tailor, and posing for some photo-ops.


-Darryl, hominidviews.com

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