The $100 Hannidate

I'm sure that there will be those in the francosphere who will call Mr. Hannity a hypocrite, but I think this photo proves that his kind of support of legalized prostitution is different than the the kind of support he accuses Justice Ginsburg of harboring.



More pictures from Mr. Hannity's Big Brothel Adventure (The pictures are tame, but you may not want to look at the Bunny Ranch's site at work).

Update: Mr. Hannity only hangs out at the classiest whorehouses. Check out these Bunny Ranch testimonials (not work safe):

"Steamier than Amsterdam"
Joey Buttafucco

"Nevada's Sexual Food Court"
Vince Neil - Motley Crue

Update II: (Bunny Ranch Site warning) It looks like Judith Regan found work after the Jewish publishing cartel destroyed her.

A helmet tip to reader Shawn.

Hannicatch of the week (Now with Video)

A while back, I featured a Sean Hannity fan named xxjennerxx in this spot. You may recall that she was living with her boyfriend who dreamed of becoming a backyard wrestler. Today, we welcome that boyfriend, "Craig Covenant," as the latest Hannicatch of the week.

Ladies, he's a keeper. Not only does he have a girlfriend and an infant child, he's also a self described "5-star loser" who works at a dead end job he hates while he pursues a backyard wrestling career.



I know it's hard to believe that any not-man could resist the charm Craig exudes in that profile, but if it wasn't enough to win you over, take a look at his wrestling video.



View all of the Hannicatches.

Hannicatch of the week

This week we have a Sean Hannity fan for our Catholic readers. I was a little leery about posting this one for a couple of reasons. First, it isn't up on the Hannidate site yet, but my sources inside Hannidate tell me it'll be up soon. Second, this hannicatch almost sounds like he might be a homosexual. I don't think that's the case, regardless of what Pam might have to say about it. Think about it. Would Hannity allow homosexuals to recruit on his dating site? I don't think so.



Previous Hannicatches:

Another twofer. She's spends a lot of time alone while her boyfriend pursues his backyard wrestling career. He's worried about Mexicans spitting in his food.

Wants a buddy for heterosexual fun.

Likes to go on long romantic pogroms against Mexicans.

A twofer. He's a Christian ninja. She's tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home.

A match for a billionaire.

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

Hannicatch of the week

This week we have Sean Hannity fans for both the guys and the gals. She wants someone to hang with while her boyfriend pursues his backyard wrestling career. He wants to visit places where he can bitch about Mexicans without worrying that they'll spit in his food.





Previous Hannicatches:

Wants a buddy for heterosexual fun.

Likes to go on long romantic pogroms against Mexicans.

A twofer. He's a Christian ninja. She's tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home.

A match for a billionaire.

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

Hannicatch of the week

It's been awhile since I've spotlighted a profile from Sean Hannity's dating site, Hannidate, so today, I thought I'd offer up a new one with a twist. This Hannity fan isn't looking for a mate. He just wants to find some buddies to hang out with him at the House Republican Caucus Gym.



Previous Hannicatches:

Likes to go on long romantic pogroms against Mexicans.

A twofer. He's a Christian ninja. She's tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home.

A match for a billionaire.

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

Hannicatch of the week

I don't know how I'm going to pull my inner Frenchman out of his funk, but usually, a little Hannidate matchmaking does the trick. So ladies, if you're interested in helping (not hindering) a man drink his beer while he watches Fox News, then this Sean Hannity fan is the guy for you.



Previous Hannicatches:

Likes to go on long romantic pogroms against Mexicans.

A twofer. He's a Christian ninja. She's tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home.

A match for a billionaire.

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

Hannicatch of the week

This week's Hannicatch is looking for a fellow Sean Hannity fan who'll take her on long, romatic pogroms against the Mexicans.



Previous Hannicatches:

A twofer. He's a Christian ninja. She's tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home.

A match for a billionaire.

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

Hannicatch of the week

Sean Hannity fan and Baptist preacher, TitanLightning42, is looking for a change. This self-described Titan "heroine" has been dating himself for nearly twelve years, but when heavy petting became the main focus of the relationship, he knew it was time to begin seeing someone else.



Previous Hannicatches:

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

Hannicatch of the week

Ladies, this Sean Hannity fan is looking for a woman less intelligent than himself to bring him beers while he's watching wrestling on the tee vee. If you have big honkin' hooters and needed help reading this post, you might be the not-man of his dreams.



Previous Hannicatches:

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

Hannicatch of the week

Here's a Hannity fan for the guys.

Sweater affectionado Astronette wants a man who shares her commitment to morality, family values, and Jesus. She dreams of the day when a knight in shining armor will sweep her off her feet and take her to a place where there aren't any "minority gangs."



Previous Hannicatches:

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Hannicatch of the week

Here's another Sean Hannity approved marriage prospect for all of you not-men waiting for someone to take ownership of uterus.

As the father of two daughters, I can say that nothing impresses me more than when their dates show up carrying an open twelve pack of beer.



Previous Hannicatches:

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Update: After looking at the competition, I decided to try Hannidate, myself. I submitted my info and waited, but my profile never appeared. Apparently, they won't post them unless you sign a legal release allowing them to videotape you on a date they set up. Inasmuch as I'm convinced that video cameras steal your soul, I can't sign the papers.

Here's what I submitted:

Hannicatch of the week

I'm giving all of you not-men who missed out on snagging last week's Hannihunk another chance. Introducing Shieldvulf, a Sean Hannity approved patriot who knows what a woman wants (no brown people please).

Hannicatch of the week

Ladies, you better snag this one quick before Pamela sees him.