I didn't realize that this cookbook wouldn't include French recipes when I made my contribution to it. It's nice that someone finally realized that there really isn't a lot of difference between Jesus' General and Instapundit, Atlas, Wizbang, or The Anchoress. Heck, we could probably write each other's posts and no one would be the wiser.
Here's my contribution:
The General's Very Manly Chips Olé
1 10 oz bag of Fritos
1 can of chili.
2 cups shredded cheese (American, dammit*)
1 small jar of sliced jalapeño peppers
1 small onion
1 six pack of beer (I prefer the generic beer, the kind that comes in the white cans with the word "BEER" printed in big black block letters on it)
A box of band-aids
Drink a beer. Cut off the top third of the frito bag leaving the fritos inside. Drink another beer. Scratch yourself. Heat the chili in your microwave. Drink two more beers while watching the chili turn round and round on the microwave carousel. Drink another beer. Chop the onion. Bandage the fingers you accidentally cut while chopping the onion. Scratch yourself. Do you have any beers left? If so, drink another beer. Pour everything into the bag of Fritos and serve with beer.
*Velveeta may be used as a substitute in an emergency.