If Dali had been an unimaginative apparatchik with a bad, bad Fox News jones

Dan Riehl
Riehl World View

Dear Mr. Riehl,

I think you might have what it takes to serve in Our Leader's administration, even perhaps as Inquisitor General* or at least his chief of staff. You have that special instinct for character assassination that is so in demand by this White House. It's a skill Mr. Rove's personal Cheka used very effectively against enemies of the state like former Treasury Sec. Paul O'Neill, Joe and Valerie Plame Wilson, Scott Ritter, the fired US attorneys, FBI whistleblowers Coleen Rowley and Sibel Edmonds and many others.

Today's post on the recruiter is a perfect example of this. Here you have a recruiter who, while acting in her official capacity, tells a young black homosexual to:

GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE.

Yet you were able to turn it back on her accuser, painting him as some kind of villain who used his homomojo to bewitch her into writing her hate-filled screeds. It was beautiful. It was like watching Salvador Dali paint if Dali had been an unimaginative apparatchik with a bad, bad Fox News jones.

Indeed, your response reminded me of my favorite real estate attorney, Inquisitor General Gonzales's, reaction to a sexual abuse scandal at the Texas Youth Commission when he served Our Leader during his gubernatorial reign. Rather than going after the Our Future Leader's Youth Commission cronies or the guards who admitted to waking boys up late at night for all-night sex parties, Gonzales allowed them to go unpunished because he was convinced that the wicked, lust-driven children were "getting off" on blowing their captors.

Now that, my friend, is a world class example of how to destroy an uppity victim. I'm convinced that you have the same level of raw talent. With a little practice, you could be as good as Gonzales.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

*it might be a good idea to familiarize yourself with the Fifth Amendment if you're offered the AG job.

A helmet tip to Pam for once again providing more posting goodness than any man should be allowed to consume in a single sitting.

Elsewhere: Our favorite slave-owning-south-respecting wankee attacks a man who isn't, and doesn't aspire to be, a professional soldier for not acting like a professional soldier.