They're making a list

Kafir
The Jawa Report

Tucker Carlson
MSNBC

Neal Boortz
The Neal Boortz Show

Dear Mssrs Kafir, Carlson, and Boortz,

I'm writing you all because I think you have valuable information you need to share with each other. The Jawa Report, for instance, is promoting some very important national security work being done by a private organization called the Society of Americans for National Existence (SANE). Here's how SANE describes this work:

...we will produce an interactive digital map where you can click on any region, focus in on any state, then on any city or neighborhood, and find out which mosques and Islamic day schools are operating near your home or near a nuclear power plant or major water supply ...

And, while we don’t explicitly condone or promote citizen militias, we do condone and promote a fully informed and politically active citizenry. [emphasis mine]

At the same time, Tucker Carlson and Neal Boortz are warning us about another enemy: the dangerous Black churches attended by the likes of Barak Paula Abdul Obama and led by pastors ordained by the same people who gave Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson their reverending papers.

I'm wondering if: A) each of you knew about the information the others possessed and B) if you've thought of working together to help an organization that might describe its work as being something like this:

...we will produce an interactive digital map where you can click on any region, focus in on any state, then on any city or neighborhood, and find out which Black churches are operating near your home or near a nuclear power plant or major water supply ...

And, while we don’t explicitly condone or promote armed heritage defense organizations, we do condone and promote a fully informed and politically active citizenry. [emphasis mine]

If not, you should think about it. You were made for each other.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

If Dali had been an unimaginative apparatchik with a bad, bad Fox News jones

Dan Riehl
Riehl World View

Dear Mr. Riehl,

I think you might have what it takes to serve in Our Leader's administration, even perhaps as Inquisitor General* or at least his chief of staff. You have that special instinct for character assassination that is so in demand by this White House. It's a skill Mr. Rove's personal Cheka used very effectively against enemies of the state like former Treasury Sec. Paul O'Neill, Joe and Valerie Plame Wilson, Scott Ritter, the fired US attorneys, FBI whistleblowers Coleen Rowley and Sibel Edmonds and many others.

Today's post on the recruiter is a perfect example of this. Here you have a recruiter who, while acting in her official capacity, tells a young black homosexual to:

GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE.

Yet you were able to turn it back on her accuser, painting him as some kind of villain who used his homomojo to bewitch her into writing her hate-filled screeds. It was beautiful. It was like watching Salvador Dali paint if Dali had been an unimaginative apparatchik with a bad, bad Fox News jones.

Indeed, your response reminded me of my favorite real estate attorney, Inquisitor General Gonzales's, reaction to a sexual abuse scandal at the Texas Youth Commission when he served Our Leader during his gubernatorial reign. Rather than going after the Our Future Leader's Youth Commission cronies or the guards who admitted to waking boys up late at night for all-night sex parties, Gonzales allowed them to go unpunished because he was convinced that the wicked, lust-driven children were "getting off" on blowing their captors.

Now that, my friend, is a world class example of how to destroy an uppity victim. I'm convinced that you have the same level of raw talent. With a little practice, you could be as good as Gonzales.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

*it might be a good idea to familiarize yourself with the Fifth Amendment if you're offered the AG job.

A helmet tip to Pam for once again providing more posting goodness than any man should be allowed to consume in a single sitting.

Elsewhere: Our favorite slave-owning-south-respecting wankee attacks a man who isn't, and doesn't aspire to be, a professional soldier for not acting like a professional soldier.

VC under attack

When will the French stop taunting our keyboard heroes:

I've been active duty 19 years but despite the fact that I dont have a college education, I recognize Fascism when I see it, and any forum founded by Frank Gaffney must have a fascist leaning. Do you realize that I posted two lightly edited Goebbles speechs, replacing "Jew" with "liberal" and some people responded positively? Shame on you. The Bush Administration admited that the VA was underfunded by 2.7 Billion dollars in 2005, yet the Walton family benefits to the tune of 28 BILLION dollars over the next ten years from the estate tax cut. Republicans have demonstrated such dedication to the troops for the whole time I have been in the military. Reagan and Bush I have been more preocupied with paying military contractors instead of service members, a tradition picked up by the current administration. Shame on you who support them.

Our friend Snooper really liked the reworked Goebbels speech:

Snooper Re:We will prove it to them!
WOW! Just so. Onward to Victory

A helmet tip to reader calipygian who posted the speech to VC.

The enemy within

Glenn Greenwald may be French as hell and a leading contender on my list of people who may be the Antichrist, but I have to thank him for introducing me to the Victory Caucus. It's provided me with hours of fun and warriorly companionship of a heterosexual nature since I signed up over the week end. Even more importantly, it's introduced me to some of the brightest minds of the coweringosphere. Take "Snooper" for instance. His post on the motives of our internal enemies is one of the best decriptions of libislamunistofascism I've seen. I couldn't resist posting the following comment in response.

Snooper wrote:

One should be asking their self why the Leftinistra are performing political posturing to the degree they have been doing in recent days. Could it be about their aspirations to further their defeatist propaganda? Could it be about their inability to support a man that defeated them in two presidential elections? Could it be their inherent hatred of the military? Could it be their absolute hatred of America? Could it be their belief that every ill in the world is the fault of America? Could it be that the United States military and their supporters are in their way to reign in the New United Socialist States of North America?

Thank you Snooper. I think you've pretty much nailed it, although I'd add a couple more. They're trying to destroy our belief in God by twisting our children's minds with science, new math, phonics, and Spongebob Squarepants. They're trying to sap our fighting strength by contaminating our precious bodily fluids with fluoride, lattes, hummus, and quiche. And worst of all, they're trying to destroy Christmas.

What is the driving force of the Leftinistra? I have made several assessments on this question and the most probable root influence is that they are indeed a band of Socialists. They were defeated during the Cold War which, we won by not firing a shot openly. The example of the perfect society went down when the Berlin Wall finally came crashing down.

Yes, they're socialists who will not rest until they seize control of the means of production and force us all to discuss dialectical materialism while sitting in coffee houses sipping cappuccinos and listening to beat poets.

But they're also scientists who are bent on destroying the truth by inculcating us with evolislamununistofascism, Copernislamununistofascism, geologislamunistofascism, paleontolislamununistofascism, and whatever the heck it is Al Gore is always going on about.

And let's not forget the homosexuals with their America-hating bulges of irresistible temptation, working their homomojo to recruit unsuspecting pastors, family-values-friendly Congressmen, and patriotic militia generals into their fabulous lifestyle.

There is overwhelming support for the War On Terror in Iraq and elsewhere. Your basic run of the mill American knows that if we do not fight them there, we will fight them here.

That is certainly the case despite what all of the polls may say. The problem with such polling is that it's conducted by socialist homosexual scientists using new math. We need to put together our own faith-based polls to counter their propaganda. Only then, will we get the results we desire.

Update: According to his profile, Snooper is a former intelligence agent.

Update II: It looks like the Victory Caucus has been hacked by francoslamunistofascists. That'd explain why I've been banned.

It's the mission, not the soldiers

From the Victory Caucus:

Concerned Man User Poster Posts: 6

Conditions at Walter Reed - 2007/02/24 10:01 Let's write our congress and back Robert Gates in his dismissal of people who are responsible for the conditions at Walter Reed. This is deplorable!!!!

Miss Ladybug Moderator Moderator Posts: 84

Re:Conditions at Walter Reed - 2007/02/24 11:06 However upsetting this might be, it is not part of the Mission of The Victory Caucus. Please refrain from posting topics not addressing our Mission or Beliefs.

Mighty white of him

I discovered SniperOne and his blog, 7.62MM Justice, the other day while reading the Confederate Yankee's comments. I was impressed by his willingness to overlook Our Lady of the Concentration Camp's browness and not-maness. He's obviously a very tolerent guy--not the bad, French, "I respect all people equally" kind of tolerence, but the "I'll overlook pigmentation and estrogen levels if it allows me to hate more" Confederate-American kind.

I was also impressed by his apparent willingness to execute anyone he deems to be America's enemy. It comforts me to learn that someone who is so enamored of the brave act of killing people by shooting them from a distant, concealed location is making such judgements about the identity and fate of America's enemies.

Here's his comment from The Confederate Yankee's place:

Isn't it ironic that these leftards are more concerned about the life of a terrorist supporting lying AP stringer, then they are about the troops?

They would rather pass non-binding resolutions that mean nothing, but demoralize our boys on the ground, and whine about conservative blogs, than actually working to end the war.

I say that this terrorist promoting propaganda pander has earned the right to have his life held by a string.

How many people have joined the Insurgency because of his lies? How many of our boys have died because of his actions?

Hairy Fish Nuts has more.

Bring him the head of Jamil Hussein (revisited)

Bob Owens
The Confederate Wankee

Dear Mr. Owens,

Huzzah, brother, huzzah! Very soon, you will likely be the first member of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders who can proudly claim responsibility for the torture and execution of a real live Iraqi. All you need to do is press the publish button on the post you're writing to out Jamil Hussein's true identity. He's as good as dead the moment you identify him as a source for an American wire service.

The French-loving scum of the francosphere will no longer dare call you a cowardly, sadistic lunatic with a God complex and a sonderkommando's morality. Instead, they'll cower before your God-like authority to act as a one-man judge, jury, torturer, and executioner, fearing to commit any act that might bring down your murderous wrath.

And you will enjoy their fear. You will savor it, just as you'll savor every second between the time you pull the publishing trigger and Hussein's headless, mutilated body is discovered on an anonymous street corner in Baghdad.

Because that's the kind of man you are.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Elsewhere: More about Hussein.

A helmet tip to Sadly, No!

Update: The Confederate Wankee responds in my comments after he courageously shuts down his own.