There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable.What's this...some Franco-liberal satanic fringe group? Naaaaaa.... The press release came from the Westboro Baptist Chruch in Topeka, Kansas.
Oh...and about that irrefragable evidence:
Unbeknownst to (almost) all of us, Rev. Falwell was, in fact, a "fag-enabler."
- Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri; and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.
- Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching - thereby committing the unpardonable sin - otherwise known as the sin gainst [sic] the Holy Ghost.
- Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, Etc. All for lucre - making him guilty of their sins.
(Hat tip: CitizenSteve)
So, according to the second part, Fred P. is the Holy Ghost. And here I thought that he was just a nut-case.
ReplyDeleteIrony has finally given up the ghost and left for some Platonic Realm.
ReplyDeleteThank God I now se'ed de Light.
ReplyDeleteGosh, don't protest at Falwell's funeral. What if God decided to grant what seems to be your wish, and brought him back to life?
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