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Thursday, May 17, 2007

The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways

In announcing their intent to protest at Rev. Falwell's funeral, the web site mentioned:

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable.
What's this...some Franco-liberal satanic fringe group? Naaaaaa.... The press release came from the Westboro Baptist Chruch in Topeka, Kansas.

Oh...and about that irrefragable evidence:

  1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri; and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

  2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching - thereby committing the unpardonable sin - otherwise known as the sin gainst [sic] the Holy Ghost.

  3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, Etc. All for lucre - making him guilty of their sins.
Unbeknownst to (almost) all of us, Rev. Falwell was, in fact, a "fag-enabler."

(Hat tip: CitizenSteve)

5 comments:

  1. bronco2143:56 PM

    So, according to the second part, Fred P. is the Holy Ghost. And here I thought that he was just a nut-case.

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  2. Anonymous4:11 PM

    Irony has finally given up the ghost and left for some Platonic Realm.

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  3. Anonymous7:34 PM

    http://jlovesu.blogspot.com

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  4. Thank God I now se'ed de Light.

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  5. david7820912:16 PM

    Gosh, don't protest at Falwell's funeral. What if God decided to grant what seems to be your wish, and brought him back to life?

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.