Heavenly Father Above,
Please protect the General, as he is smack dab in the middle of Liberal Central surrounded by God-haters, America-Haters, and sodomites at that perfectly dreadful KOS convention. Seeing as the General is a strapping, handsome, virile man easily prey to the wily ways of loose women like Hillary Clinton, please send huge Warring angels to surround him yielding signs that say "BACK OFF SINNER! This man belongs to Jesus".
Ps... Lord, if it is your will, please smite that evil RINO Andrew Sullivan for spreading lies about me three times last week in his abominable article.