Grandson (GS): That's my friend Brandon.
GS: He was going into that store. He has the record for ballbuster.
Me: Ballbuster? What is that?
GS: You get on the monkey bars and put your legs on both sides of a bar like you are riding a horse, and then everyone pulls on your legs. Brandon had 11 guys pulling on his legs. That's a record.
Me: That is not good. I hope you don't do it.
GS: No. Just Brandon and Hunter do it. Brandon said it made his balls purple.
Me: That is not good. Don't ever do that. It could make it so you can't have babies.
GS: Pa! I'm a boy. I can't have babies.